Rev. Bookburn – The Reverend Is In show
#feelthebookburn
Church Sex
Potential Terrorist Trump
Rev’s email: revbookburn@sjcdc.org
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2016 US Election Endorsements From ISIS
We the leadership of ISIS wish to
encourage all Americans to vote for Donald Trump, Republican candidates for
Congress and Governors’ offices. They most represent our interests for the
future. They destroy lives, the economy, the environment, survival programs and the future on a
grander scale than we could ever dream of. Plus they support our position of
merging church with state.
ISIS is pro-life and shares the views of most Republicans
in public office regarding abortion, birth control, LGBTQ rights, sexual
freedom and censorship.
We love Trump and how helpful his rhetoric has been for
our recruitment efforts. Plus we enjoy seeing what his sons do to animals. When
we watched his speech, during which W. Bush ally/ pedophile/ ex-Congressman Mark
Foley sat right behind him, we knew he was one of us. We loved Trump even more
when he spoke of a “second amendment” solution regarding the woman he’s running
against.
We love Trump’s mouth. His love affair with Putin,
tantrums over critics, and professed desire to use nukes continues to give
us a good laugh.
We never forget our roots. We loved Reagan and North for
inventing modern jihad during the Soviet-Afghan war. Such generosity, propaganda, training
and weaponry had been priceless.
George W. Bush also proved to be a great friend. Without
him, we never would have amounted to anything other than whispering wankers.
Manson was such a fool. If he had waited for the Reagan
presidency, he could have participated in the Contra war in Central America.
That was Helter Skelter against civilians times tens of thousands! Plus the
endless landmine fun in Angola! Rather than notoriety for his small-time
casualty numbers, he could have received awards from Reagan and co-hosted
television shows with North!
Anyway, thank you for doing so much for us. Please vote
for Trump and the Republican candidates in all campaigns.
Allah bless America ,
ISIS
Melania Speech
Good evening and thank you for coming tonight. My name is
Melania Trump and I am a graduate of Trump University as well as my cereal box
degree. I’d like to thank Barack for standing behind me throughout this amazing
journey. Four score and seven years
ago. I got 99 problems but a comb-over ain’t one. Make America masturbate
again! All in all you’re just another brick in the wall. I can’t get no
satisfaction. I have a dream. Stand by your man. Ask your doctor. Straight
Outta Hamptons. I wish I could sing Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin. Space – the
final frontier. It’s getting hot in here. You’re a mean one Mister Grinch. I
dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night. Don’t you want somebody to love? I am the
walrus – goo goo goo joob. I’m strong to the finish cuz I eat my spinach. I see
a red door and I want to paint it black. Make Germany great again! We spin, you
decide. To be young, gifted and black. Keeps me searchin for a heart of gold.
Twinkle twinkle little star. Imagine all the people sharing all the world.
Billy Jean is not my lover. Bidi bidi bom bom. For truth, justice and the
American way. We have learned beyond the shadow of a doubt that they have
weapons of mass destruction. I only wanted to see you in the Purple Rain. And
it burns burns burns the ring of fire. How much you spendin? Putin on the Ritz.
Somewhere over the rainbow skies are blue. I am the Lorax, I speak for the
trees. I still haven’t found what I’m looking for. Cuz I lust for life. Ziggy
played guitar. We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Seems to me you’ve
lived your life like a candle in the wind. Get ready to rumble. We cannot be
white chicks. This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius. Dancing in the
street. Everything you own in a box to the left. Green Acres is the place to
be. Before the fall of the house of Usher. We are the champions. Michelle
Mabelle these are words that go together well. Thank you Donald and his brave
hunting children! Good night!
Win a Date with Roger Ailes!
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harassment extraordinaire Roger Ailes.
The lucky winner will get to experience having Ailes face
one inch away from yours as he touches you and makes animal noises.
Mooby prizes include Rupert Murdoch anal feather tickling,
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in his next fiction book.
Email Rev. Bookburn with a resume. If you act now, you can
get two enhanced interrogation sessions with fox “news” fake CIA agent Wayne
Simmons.
Bill Baird
While watching Original Sin: Sex, it was obvious that there
would be much discussion about birth control and abortion rights. The show was
on the National Geographic channel, now owned by Rupert “Mr. Jerry Hall”
Murdoch. Amazingly, the show handled both subjects well. Even more amazing, the
show acknowledged the historic victories of Bill Baird. Baird has too
frequently been written out of history, even in some bullshit pro-choice books
and women’s studies programs.
Baird’s fight led to the Supreme Court legalizing birth
control for non-married people in 1972. This set the primary legal precedent
for legalizing abortion in 1973. The show actually acknowledged this and provided
stunning footage. Great commentary on the case from Penn Jillette (who recently
released his new book Presto!). Hopefully, Baird’s book telling the entire
story will be released soon. Meantime, people can get some of this vital
history at ProChoiceLeague.Org
So …credit where due... Murdoch, who has one of the
greatest ever track records anywhere for bullshit, unwittingly provided an
informative and entertaining program. Just don’t tell him.
Phil Ochs
At the risk of shocking friends, I watched a show about
Bob Dylan. Since the show focused on Dylan’s music from 1961 to 1965, the
period when I believed he didn’t suck, it seemed like a good idea. Actually,
the show was great and even acknowledged others in the folk scene. It was even
more pleasing to see footage of the late Phil Ochs on this program. This gave
me an idea: for every 200 features in the music media that provides further
saturation of Dylan, there needs to be one significant presentation of Phil
Ochs. There is nothing wrong with occasional exposure to the real thing.
“Libertarianism”
It’s embarrassing for our species that even a small number
of people fall for the “libertarian” bullshit. They are little different from
the tea-psychos who demand that corporations have unlimited “liberty” to loot,
as well as destroy the environment.
Benghazi – Emails
I am no fan of Hillary Clinton, but am certainly sick of
the idiotic non-scandals that saturate the corporate media. To those who want
to further exploit the deaths at Benghazi, do a little research about the
attacks during Reagan and both Bushes. Needless to say, these same assholes
would have been screaming if anyone spoke against the party line after any such
attack. Further, the email non-scandal is hilarious. The people who are
hysterical about this and write bullshit books were asleep during the W. Bush
years. It may be time to wake up and discuss real issues.
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