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Friday, May 15, 2015

National Masturbation Month - Cream Pie Kinky Clergy

Rev. Bookburn – Author of He’s Just Not In You –
How To Fuck Like A Family-Values
Christian Conservative

Happy National Masturbation Month!

It's healthy and fun

And good exercise

Good for people from all walks of life

But offends naughty hypocrites from all faiths

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National Masturbation Month - Cream Pie Kinky Clergy

It's always a pleasure to celebrate National Masturbation Month every May. This year, we shall provide a special treat. Bookburners shall get 3 scenes involving cream pie kinky clergy. It's the least we can give you.

We are still unable to broadcast live. This show shall be recorded at Lolo Radio and uploaded at Radio 4 All. Like all shows, it will remain available at all times for free. See link for "Many Rev. Bookburn shows."

Happy celebrating! Not workplace or "family-friendly!"

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Happy birthday Leelawalla

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Funny Japanese Game Show – Masturbation Karaoke – Part 3

Heavy Petting – trailer

Linda Lovelace For President – Danish trailer

Christians Furious After Tennessee Swingers Club Rebrands As Church To Sneak Around Zoning Law

The Dominatrix Sleeps Tonight

Because Love Never Dies: Put Your Loved One’s Ashes In A Glass Dildo

Sextape: Hours and Hours of Awesome Music From ‘70s Porn Films

The Models – Bend Me Shape Me

The Cramps’ Long-Lost Video For ‘Human Fly’ Found

Kinks’ Ray Davies Stars In ‘The Long Distance Piano Player,’ 1970

‘In The Court Of The Crimson King’ Album Cover Face Paint

The Great Kat’s collaboration with Timothy Leary – announcing coming

Pranksters Make a Crass Logo Crop Circle, Oblivious ‘Astronomologer’ Attempts to Interpret It

Alvinstitutionalized: Good Band Chipmunk-Punks Suicidal Tendencies

Sun City Girls’ Alan Bishop Pays Mind-Bending Tribute to Indonesian Psych-Rockers Koes Plus

Lennon and the Psychedelic Experience

The Beatles – And Your Bird Can Sing – Take 2 – Revolver sessions - #420

Exploding the Phone: The Untold, Epic Story of the Phone Phreaks

B.B. King – The Thrill Is Gone – Live in Montreux 1993

Blues Britannia – Can Blue Men Sing The Whites (2009)

Buy This Fracking Album

DOA – The Cops Shot A Kid

DOA – Hard Rain Falling – new album

Jello Biafra & The New Orleans Raunch & Soul Allstars – Walk On Jindals Splinters

Jello Biafra – Thoughts On Visit To Israel

Mischief Brew – No Candlesticks

Floyd ‘Red Crow’ Westerman – Custer Died For Your Sins

Nektar – Live at NEARfest 2002 – original members

Montage of Heck – Vice meets Kurt Cobain

Yngwie Malmsteen – Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (ABBA)

Darryl Rhoads & The Hahavishnu Orchestra – Think Of Me When You’re Under Him – Live 5/77

Mrs. Betty Bowers – Tax Free

Tom Lehrer – Wiki

Beyonce’s New Cereal Commercial

Allen Ginsberg and Bob Dylan’s Song For The Gay Liberation Movement

Neil Young Has a Message for Monsanto

Willie Nelson: ‘Ain’t Many Of Us Left’

Everything Ever Recorded Of Bill Hicks – Ever – To Be Released In 2015

Hollywood Legend Ed Asner has Outraged Republicans Over This Animated Short

John Hinckley Jr. Is Starting a Band. These Are The Top 5 Hinckley-Inspired Songs

Southland Tales film – Dream Sequence

Crude – trailer

South Of The Border – Olive Stone

FTA – trailer – Jane Fonda, Donald Sutherland, Lee Chandler, Holly Near

FTA playlist

Sundance: Stoner Movie Survival Guide

Meet The Artist ‘15 – Bobcat Goldthwait – Sundance Film Festival – Call Me Lucky film

Jon Stewart: Why I Quit The Daily Show

Pam Geller’s Islamification

The Adventures of Unemployed Man – comic

The EFIList

The Road to Antinatalism: Asymmetry Argument

Going Dark – Documentary HD

Cult of Horrors – Crime Documentary

The Joy of Easy Listening Music – documentary

Comcast’s towering ambition collides with Philadelphia’s street level reality

Statement: Official Philadelphia Comcast Survey Highlights Need for Change

Comcast/ Time Warner merger fails

Now We Know He’s Good Enough

In which we learn that Sen. Al Franken is good at his job

Top 8 Anti-Gay Activists and Lawmakers Caught Being Gay

“Were Lincoln and Nixon gay? The history book that is dividing America”

The American People: Volume 1 – Search For My Heart – by Larry Kramer

Reviewed by an asshole

Taliban-clones in the news:

The US Anti-Abortion Movement is Coming to the UK

What’s Ahead for Alberta’s NDP Government?

Watchdogs Investigate Document Shredding at Alberta Legislature

Republicans who limit what medical students can learn doom us to stupid doctors

Corporate Leaders Egotistical Psychopaths – documentary

The Psychopath Next Door (2014) – documentary

Tom Cotton Says Something Dumb: A Continuing Series

Morgan Freeman: Baltimore Protests Expose ‘The Terrorism We Suffer From The Police’

Black Suspect Dies After Baltimore Cops Break His Spine In Brutal Police Beating

Death of Baltimore Man Freddie Gray in Custody Sparks Call for Independent Inquiry

Baltimore Police Admit They Made Deadly Mistakes In Freddie Gray’s Arrest

Alabama Police Shoot Woman After She Shot Home Invader

Public Defender Alleges Philly Cop Punched Her in Courthouse Hallway

Chris Christie Quietly Signs Water Privatization Law To Benefit His Donors – Media Ignores It

New Jersey’s Lottery Is A Shining Example Of The Trouble With Privatization

Chris Christie Officials Give Atlantic City Contract To Firm of Governor’s Brother

NJ Republican Party Has Spent $230k on Private Jet Travel for Christie in 2015

Mumia’s Medical Condition Critical

No cuts to Social Security, Medicare or Medicaid

Shock Video: World’s Worst Cop Admits to Quotas, Falsifying Charges & Extorting the Poor

3 Reasons The War On Porn Is Really A War On Women

The Duggar Family Kama Sutra

Fuck The Tea Party shirts

Citizen Koch

Drug War Capitalism book

Susan G. Koman is Pinkwashing Fracking

facebook censorship on the rise

The Brotherhood of the Disappearing Pants: A Field Guide to Conservative Sex Scandals

Stop the Out of Control Censorship on the Huffington Post

Follow Governor Asshole

The Benghazi Hoax

Credo Mobile

Alternative to AT&T, Verizon and other rip-offs who also support the far-right

Roku – a cheap alternative to Comcast and other rip-offs

Sex and Weed (The Blog)

Porn Is Not The Problem – You Are

Melaleuca: Trying To Buy The White House While Silencing Millions Of Distributor Voices

Science fiction by Joshua Alam

Marauders of the Roswell Links, Episode II

Episode I

Edith Vs. Government Agent

I Love Dirty Old Men

Activism & Politics playlist – Pastor Rex Cat

Pastor Rex Cat’s Church of Prog #5 (5.25.14)

Pastor Rex Cat’s Progressive Rock #4

Pastor Rex Cat’s Church of Prog #3 (5.1.13)

Pastor Rex Cat – Church of Prog #2 – (4.7.13)

Pastor Rex Cat’s Church of Prog (3.30.13)

SNAP – Survivors Network of those Abused by Priests

Occupy Wall Street

Occupy Philadelphia

more Reverend rantings in Comments-land:

We do not need holy cultists of any religion telling us that we cannot masturbate, be in sexual relationships with consenting adults, or enjoying adult entertainment. These nutballs have revealed time and again that they have their own naughty secrets anyway. None of these theocrats have any business making laws that impact the lives of millions. - Rev. Bookburn (Lolo Radio)

The problem in Paraguay is similar to what much of the world is facing. Altar boy molesters seek to further destroy that young girl's life by making abortion unavailable to her. Those Taliban-wannabees should have no decision-making say in her situation, nor anyone else's. - Rev. Bookburn (Lolo Radio)

Thank Santa for the anti-austerity protesters in the UK. Now that fascism won the election, people who are not rich are about to take an additional pounding. Freedom and survival will be under even more severe attack. It's time for global support for the resistance. - Rev. Bookburn (Lolo Radio)

Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Saunders are speaking the truth about the proposed disastrous "trade deal." Interesting that the tea-psychos in Congress are supporting this nightmare. Such legislation will make this an even more extreme corporate state. - Rev. Bookburn (Lolo Radio)

It boggles the mind how stupid the lawmakers in Maryland are. After bilking the residents and creating most of their social problems, the same lawmakers decided to respond to the protests against the police murder by going after food stamps. Even in these times of extremists in leadership positions, these Maryland lawmakers are reaching new heights in stupidity. - Rev. Bookburn (Lolo Radio)

Google Santorum!

Fuck Facebook!

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Playlist from the last show:

Rev. Bookburn

Recorded 4.12.15

Rev. Bookburn’s Birthday Show

foreplay: The Monkees – I’ll Be Back Up On My Feet

show intro

Adam Brodsky – Jump On A Cross And Die

Lolo – Happy Birthday Reverend Bookburn

The Pixies – Here Comes Your Man

Flying Venus – Where Is Dick?

Sugarcubes – Birthday

Suicidal Tendencies – Institutionalized

Sham 69 – What Have We Got?

Peter Tosh – Legalize It

Fishbone – Bonin’ In The Boneyard

Root Boy Slim & The Sex Change Band – Boogie Till You Puke

Generation X – Promises

Report Suspicious Activity – Under The Hill; Revenge

MDC – Business On Parade; Dead Cops; Born To Die; Corporate Deathburger

Yoko Ono – Walking On Thin Ice

The Beatles – Birthday

Rev. Bookburn’s animation theme

Jeff Beck – Jailhouse Rock

Phil Ochs – I’m Going To Say It Now; Here’s To The State Of Richard Nixon [live - 1973]

Ms. Terri – Dr. Laura Horr (2009 version)

Queer For Girls – Secret Police

Bonus Tracks:

The Pentangle - Sally Free and Easy (in memory of John Renbourn)

Joni Mitchell - In France They Kiss On Main Street

Roxy Music - In Every Dream Home a Heartache (for National Masturbation Month)

Twisted Sister - Ride To Live, Live To Ride (in memory of A.J. Pero)

Spirit - Mega Star

Uriah Heep - The Magician's Birthday (for Paul Krassner, Lord Cheezus and Rev. Bookburn)

Guests: Halliburton Ernie, Dr. Greed, George W. Bush

The Reverend thanks the following: Pastor Rex Cat, Lolo, Mergatroyd Productions, Radio4All, Lord Cheezus,, Paul Krassner,,, Kristen DiAngelo, Holy Bloody Mary, Hippie John, Hippie Margi, Heidee Helper, Mr. Z, Mr. Scott, Mother Mary, Kelly, Lugarboy, DJ Cindy, The Ugly Truckling, Caligulatte, Mistress Morning Glory,, Carlito
Brilliante, Devi, Jana Peri, The Plastics, Baby Jesus Butt Plug, Alex in Wonderland, South Jersey Clinic Defense Coalition, Lady Simone, Anande Plume, Dallas Blanchard, BiPolar Bear, Sheepish Muffin, RHEAL, Mephistopheles, EverLasting GodStopper, Darren Deicide, Catherine Moon, Jeska Askme, Parted Redcee of Ex-Sex-Workers for Jayzus, Lucifakefur, Wooden Shoe (Philadelphia),, and Axis of Evil.

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May: National Masturbation Month – Cream Pie Kinky Clergy

June: Mind and Strength

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