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Monday, December 19, 2005

Real Bush

You're right..George W. Numbnuts Bush could not have been live on television and on the Reverend's Holiday Tree and Balls Special 2005 at the same time. Which raises the question, where was the real Bush? Wasn't it obvious that the real Bush was on my show and that the other piss-poor impersonator of Forest Gump was a Rove-created imposter?

The Reverend thanks the dubya for appearing on the show, doing his best to speak, as well as singing All I Want For Christmas Is My Torture Tools, and Every Move You Make I'll Be Watching You. He chose not to sing O Cum Like Old Faithful or Rump-A-Bump Bump When We Cum. So far, the man who twice became the occupant of the White House under suspicious circumstances, has not made a decision regarding making a cameo appearance in the forthcoming Rev. Bookburn production: The Passion of the Santa. If you missed the show, the dumbya did shock listeners by asking- what's white and falls from the sky? The cumming of the lord.

Sooo... while it hurts us to inform the executives of CBS, CNN, Fox and other corporate media outlets that they have been sticking their heads into the buttcrack of an imposter and interupting shows for a hoax, we believe that the truth shall set them free. The Bush imposter continues to make public appearances in a last-ditch effort to sell the lies of the war-for-oil/ Halliburton profit, as well as the agenda of an exposed and scorned regime.

News from Pieman: A.J. Weberman's new book is out. It's entitled Dylan and the English Dictionary. A.J. has been a Dylanologist for decades and has turned analyzing the lyrics into a science. Info: . The pastry pioneer can be found at

Below is the playlist from the Holiday show last night:

Rev. Bookburn 12/18/05

Reverend’s Holiday Tree and Balls Special 2005

Monty Python- Brian Song

Pansy Division- Homo Christmas

Catherine Moon & Josh Rubin- It Must Have Been The Roses

The Frogs- Here Comes Santa’s Pussy

Washington Social Club- New Jersey Malls

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes- Blowin’ In The Wind; Sloop John

Unknown artist- What If Gawd Smokes Cannabis

King Missile- Detachable Penis

Sloppy Seconds- Hooray For Santa Claus

Fear- Fuck Christmas

The Damned- There Ain’t No Sanity Claus

Caeser Pink and the Imperial Orgy- The Reverend Blue Blotter; Sex Salvation

Mojo Nixon/ Skid Roper- Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two-Headed Love Child

Jimi Hendrix- Little Drummer Boy; Silent Night; Auld Lang Syne

Rev. Billy- Good News; Stop Shopping; Shopocalypse [comedy]

Spinal Tap- Christmas With The Devil

Ms. Terri- Dr. Laura Horr

Helios Creed- The Last Laugh

Surgery- Action Candy

Cows- Almost A God

next show: January 8- New Years Show 2006

Cumming: Januray 22- The Reverend's 5th Anniversary Show

January 29- An Erotic Interpretation of the Superbowl

February 12- Love Night

February 19- Anti-President's Day

Monday, December 12, 2005

Rev's Holiday Tree and Balls Special

Next Sunday night, we shall continue our sacred annual holiday tradition:

Reverend Bookburn's Holiday Tree and Balls Special 2005 (December 18).

This will be the last show of the year, then the show will return on January 8 for the New Years Show 2006. Two weeks later, we'll have an extra special show for the show's 5 year anniversary, on January 22. Any input or memories of the past five years that you feel would be a good addition to the anniversary show..please send to

Below is the playlist from the show last night. The theme was Stop Eminent Domain Laws.

Rev. Bookburn 12/11/05

Stop Eminent Domain Laws

Emperor- Alsvartr (The Oath); Ye Entrancemperium

The No WTO Combo- Let’s Lynch The Landlord

John Lennon- God

The Dicks- No Fucking War

Void Control- Look At You

Dar Williams- Play The Greed

Ms. Terri- Happy Spanksgiving

Gaza Strippers- Brainwasher

Bill Hicks- A New Flag (Patriotism); Gays In The Military [comedy]

The Independents- Sword of Damocles

The Profits- Profit Over People; Secret Cities, Secret Armies; Televistion I Love You

The Herd- From The Underworld

The Big Boys- We Got Your Money

R.A.M.B.O.- Mariano Vs. The Blue Demon

Margaret Cho- Reagan; Hurricane Poontang [comedy]

Toxic Narcotic- Scumbag; Dirty Rat; Politics

New York Dolls- Bad Girl

Operation Ivy- Unity

Flogging Molly- Drunken Lullabies

The Unseen- Scream Out

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Show Postponed

The Reverend Is In show has been postponed tonight. The theme Stop Eminent Domain Laws shall remain next Sunday night (December 11).

Meanwhile, we'll have a Rev. Bookburn 'prayer' to fuel the Bookburners until next week.


We thank you for the ever-increasing exposing of the horrifying Bush regime. We know that you are leading them down a pitfall of flames, crumble and ruin. We ask that you afford some mercy and give Dubya a little more brains so he doesn't seem as oblivious as Reagan or his criminal father. And please..please..give Dickless Cheney a fucking neck. We pray that Condi Rice gets to keep her collection of shoes after the collapse of the empire. And while we're talking crash and burn, may we ask that these lowest elements of the human species take selected others with them?

For starters, the insurance industry, credit card companies, WalMart, Blockbuster, pedophile priests, Verizon Wireless Technical Support (please tell us you didn't create an operation that sucks so royally), Fox News, global corporations, the Christian Broadcasting Network, everyone who lied to justify the war for oil, for-profit healthcare chains, the FCC, DEA, the new Supreme Court, slumlords, the authors of all those idiotic books about Kurt Cobain, all fetus fetishists, abstinence-only 'educators,' and of course the perpetrators of Eminent Domain and 'Business Improvement Districts.'

And finally, please smite the asshole who released yet another bad cover of a John Lennon song.

We thank thee and look forward to the show next week.

Amen and Awomen.

Rev. Bookburn
Radio Volta