You're right..George W. Numbnuts Bush could not have been live on television and on the Reverend's Holiday Tree and Balls Special 2005 at the same time. Which raises the question, where was the real Bush? Wasn't it obvious that the real Bush was on my show and that the other piss-poor impersonator of Forest Gump was a Rove-created imposter?
The Reverend thanks the dubya for appearing on the show, doing his best to speak, as well as singing All I Want For Christmas Is My Torture Tools, and Every Move You Make I'll Be Watching You. He chose not to sing O Cum Like Old Faithful or Rump-A-Bump Bump When We Cum. So far, the man who twice became the occupant of the White House under suspicious circumstances, has not made a decision regarding making a cameo appearance in the forthcoming Rev. Bookburn production: The Passion of the Santa. If you missed the show, the dumbya did shock listeners by asking- what's white and falls from the sky? The cumming of the lord.
Sooo... while it hurts us to inform the executives of CBS, CNN, Fox and other corporate media outlets that they have been sticking their heads into the buttcrack of an imposter and interupting shows for a hoax, we believe that the truth shall set them free. The Bush imposter continues to make public appearances in a last-ditch effort to sell the lies of the war-for-oil/ Halliburton profit, as well as the agenda of an exposed and scorned regime.
News from Pieman: A.J. Weberman's new book is out. It's entitled Dylan and the English Dictionary. A.J. has been a Dylanologist for decades and has turned analyzing the lyrics into a science. Info: www.dylanology.com . The pastry pioneer can be found at www.pieman.org
Below is the playlist from the Holiday show last night:
Rev. Bookburn 12/18/05
Reverend’s Holiday Tree and Balls Special 2005
Monty Python- Brian Song
Pansy Division- Homo Christmas
Catherine Moon & Josh Rubin- It Must Have Been The Roses
The Frogs- Here Comes Santa’s Pussy
Washington Social Club- New Jersey Malls
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes- Blowin’ In The Wind; Sloop John
Unknown artist- What If Gawd Smokes Cannabis
King Missile- Detachable Penis
Sloppy Seconds- Hooray For Santa Claus
Fear- Fuck Christmas
The Damned- There Ain’t No Sanity Claus
Caeser Pink and the Imperial Orgy- The Reverend Blue Blotter; Sex Salvation
Mojo Nixon/ Skid Roper- Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two-Headed Love Child
Jimi Hendrix- Little Drummer Boy; Silent Night; Auld Lang Syne
Rev. Billy- Good News; Stop Shopping; Shopocalypse [comedy]
Spinal Tap- Christmas With The Devil
Ms. Terri- Dr. Laura Horr
Helios Creed- The Last Laugh
Surgery- Action Candy
Cows- Almost A God
next show: January 8- New Years Show 2006
Cumming: Januray 22- The Reverend's 5th Anniversary Show
January 29- An Erotic Interpretation of the Superbowl
February 12- Love Night
February 19- Anti-President's Day
Former DJ on Radio Volta
Email the Reverend at revbookburn @ sjcdc.org
Monday, December 19, 2005
Monday, December 12, 2005
Rev's Holiday Tree and Balls Special
Next Sunday night, we shall continue our sacred annual holiday tradition:
Reverend Bookburn's Holiday Tree and Balls Special 2005 (December 18).
This will be the last show of the year, then the show will return on January 8 for the New Years Show 2006. Two weeks later, we'll have an extra special show for the show's 5 year anniversary, on January 22. Any input or memories of the past five years that you feel would be a good addition to the anniversary show..please send to quayle@sjcdc.org
Below is the playlist from the show last night. The theme was Stop Eminent Domain Laws.
Rev. Bookburn 12/11/05
Stop Eminent Domain Laws
Emperor- Alsvartr (The Oath); Ye Entrancemperium
The No WTO Combo- Let’s Lynch The Landlord
John Lennon- God
The Dicks- No Fucking War
Void Control- Look At You
Dar Williams- Play The Greed
Ms. Terri- Happy Spanksgiving
Gaza Strippers- Brainwasher
Bill Hicks- A New Flag (Patriotism); Gays In The Military [comedy]
The Independents- Sword of Damocles
The Profits- Profit Over People; Secret Cities, Secret Armies; Televistion I Love You
The Herd- From The Underworld
The Big Boys- We Got Your Money
R.A.M.B.O.- Mariano Vs. The Blue Demon
Margaret Cho- Reagan; Hurricane Poontang [comedy]
Toxic Narcotic- Scumbag; Dirty Rat; Politics
New York Dolls- Bad Girl
Operation Ivy- Unity
Flogging Molly- Drunken Lullabies
The Unseen- Scream Out
Reverend Bookburn's Holiday Tree and Balls Special 2005 (December 18).
This will be the last show of the year, then the show will return on January 8 for the New Years Show 2006. Two weeks later, we'll have an extra special show for the show's 5 year anniversary, on January 22. Any input or memories of the past five years that you feel would be a good addition to the anniversary show..please send to quayle@sjcdc.org
Below is the playlist from the show last night. The theme was Stop Eminent Domain Laws.
Rev. Bookburn 12/11/05
Stop Eminent Domain Laws
Emperor- Alsvartr (The Oath); Ye Entrancemperium
The No WTO Combo- Let’s Lynch The Landlord
John Lennon- God
The Dicks- No Fucking War
Void Control- Look At You
Dar Williams- Play The Greed
Ms. Terri- Happy Spanksgiving
Gaza Strippers- Brainwasher
Bill Hicks- A New Flag (Patriotism); Gays In The Military [comedy]
The Independents- Sword of Damocles
The Profits- Profit Over People; Secret Cities, Secret Armies; Televistion I Love You
The Herd- From The Underworld
The Big Boys- We Got Your Money
R.A.M.B.O.- Mariano Vs. The Blue Demon
Margaret Cho- Reagan; Hurricane Poontang [comedy]
Toxic Narcotic- Scumbag; Dirty Rat; Politics
New York Dolls- Bad Girl
Operation Ivy- Unity
Flogging Molly- Drunken Lullabies
The Unseen- Scream Out
Sunday, December 04, 2005
Show Postponed
The Reverend Is In show has been postponed tonight. The theme Stop Eminent Domain Laws shall remain next Sunday night (December 11).
Meanwhile, we'll have a Rev. Bookburn 'prayer' to fuel the Bookburners until next week.
Lard,
We thank you for the ever-increasing exposing of the horrifying Bush regime. We know that you are leading them down a pitfall of flames, crumble and ruin. We ask that you afford some mercy and give Dubya a little more brains so he doesn't seem as oblivious as Reagan or his criminal father. And please..please..give Dickless Cheney a fucking neck. We pray that Condi Rice gets to keep her collection of shoes after the collapse of the empire. And while we're talking crash and burn, may we ask that these lowest elements of the human species take selected others with them?
For starters, the insurance industry, credit card companies, WalMart, Blockbuster, pedophile priests, Verizon Wireless Technical Support (please tell us you didn't create an operation that sucks so royally), Fox News, global corporations, the Christian Broadcasting Network, everyone who lied to justify the war for oil, for-profit healthcare chains, the FCC, DEA, the new Supreme Court, slumlords, the authors of all those idiotic books about Kurt Cobain, all fetus fetishists, abstinence-only 'educators,' and of course the perpetrators of Eminent Domain and 'Business Improvement Districts.'
And finally, please smite the asshole who released yet another bad cover of a John Lennon song.
We thank thee and look forward to the show next week.
Amen and Awomen.
Rev. Bookburn
Radio Volta
Meanwhile, we'll have a Rev. Bookburn 'prayer' to fuel the Bookburners until next week.
Lard,
We thank you for the ever-increasing exposing of the horrifying Bush regime. We know that you are leading them down a pitfall of flames, crumble and ruin. We ask that you afford some mercy and give Dubya a little more brains so he doesn't seem as oblivious as Reagan or his criminal father. And please..please..give Dickless Cheney a fucking neck. We pray that Condi Rice gets to keep her collection of shoes after the collapse of the empire. And while we're talking crash and burn, may we ask that these lowest elements of the human species take selected others with them?
For starters, the insurance industry, credit card companies, WalMart, Blockbuster, pedophile priests, Verizon Wireless Technical Support (please tell us you didn't create an operation that sucks so royally), Fox News, global corporations, the Christian Broadcasting Network, everyone who lied to justify the war for oil, for-profit healthcare chains, the FCC, DEA, the new Supreme Court, slumlords, the authors of all those idiotic books about Kurt Cobain, all fetus fetishists, abstinence-only 'educators,' and of course the perpetrators of Eminent Domain and 'Business Improvement Districts.'
And finally, please smite the asshole who released yet another bad cover of a John Lennon song.
We thank thee and look forward to the show next week.
Amen and Awomen.
Rev. Bookburn
Radio Volta
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