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Thursday, September 29, 2005

AL- QUEDA ENDORSEMENT OF ROBERTS

[The Reverend Is In has been postponed until early November..updates to follow]

Dear Mr. Bush,

Thank you for giving us so many things that we've long wanted. We love your consistent efforts to tear down the Constitutional wall of separation of church and state. We love your obsession with the fetus. We love your bigotry against gay people. We love your efforts to move more tax-dollars towards faith-based service providers. We've been advocating for the same kinds of things for years.

The primary reason why we hated Saddam Hussein so much was his refusal to establish a theocracy. That's why our organization denounced him as a socialist and leader of a secular state. Fortunately, you have created a system that is more to our liking, both in Iraq and at home.

But our primary reason for writing is to thank you for nominating a man after our own heart to the US Supreme Court. Our organization could not be more pleased and we wish John Roberts the very best in the confirmation process. Roberts is a man al-Queda feels is more appropriate to be the Chief Justice. His history and the anti-choice history of his lovely wife prove that he fully deserves our endorsement.

Please tell Mr. Roberts that he has our full endorsement. We are pleased to see those spineless democrats rolling over for you as usual. He seems to be guaranteed to sail through confirmation.

Since 9/11 we have noticed that you have gone the extra mile to please us. We are very grateful that you have screwed the people of your nation, launched major attacks against democracy and diversity, obsessed over the fetus, embraced our friends Pat Robertson and Ann Coulter, integrated church and state, and have appointed people who hallucinate angels to major government positions. But even more so, we are grateful for John Roberts.

We are thankful as always for your regime helping us grow and recruit so successfully. We know we never would have reached new heights in membership without your support. And we are also grateful to you for allowing us to have so much influence over your public policy making.

Allah Bless You,

The Al-Queda Organization

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