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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Rev Bookburn contests

Contests from The Reverend Is In (Sunday nights, 9 to 11 or so, Eastern time, USA; broadcasted from

Late Pope Dress-Up and Makeover - many Bookburners were embarrassed that members of the human species not only engaged in Necrofest 2005 at the Vatican, but actually exhibited the Queenpin of the Church of Pedophilia in a large, tacky red Santa suit. How could we improve on such a hideous appearance? Heavy metal outfit with spikes? the Rocky Horror emsemble? a cowboy look? Village People costumes? See if you can dress up and makeover the late theocratic leader from the dark ages and possibly win fabulous prizes.

Pie the corporate scab Dead Kennedys - since the confirmation of the corporate scab version of Dead Kennedys actually selling a DK song to the American Idol television program (on the horrifying Fox network), this contest has been official. If one gets one to four of the corporate scab Dead Kennedys with pies, jello or similar harmless materials, fabulous prizes and acknowledgement on the radio show await the lucky winner. It has been said on this show that any DK re-release on labels other than Alternative Tentacles ( are unworthy of buying, as well as their videos and other products.

Extra Credit - the primary vicious harassers of women at abortion clinics in the Philadelphia/ South Jersey area are a group of Taliban-wannabees from the Columbus Baptist Church. Anyone with a harmless, silly, possibly high-tech prankster story pertaining to this group may win something extraordinarily special. Their web address is

Post- Vatican Necrofest Shows

On the Reverend Bookburn's show on 5/1/05: Fetal Attraction

5/8/05: The Pope Anti-Memorial Show, Part 2

5/15/05: The Pope Anti-Memorial Show, Part 3 (Satan shall appear as a live guest and take the pedophile queenpin home with him in a ceremony to be shared with listeners)

5/22/05: Afterplay to the Masturbate-A-Thon

5/29/05: Mammorial Day

distant future: musical guests Midnight Creeps (; the Reverend performs the wedding of Tom Delay and Terry Schiavo's corpse; Psychotherapy for the War Criminals in the Bush Regime; Recovery for Propagandists; Pubic Property; 3 Retroactive Abortions For Barbara Bush; Send Michael Jackson To The Vatican; Halliburton Gives Condi An Oilgasm; The Reverend Cracks the DaPinchme Code; Rehab For Pedophile Priests; Henry Hyde's Retirement Party; More Perverted Stories of Moral Crusaders (featuring David Hager, Neal Horsely, Randall Terry, Congressman Hyde and many more!).

film projects: United We Stand Erect; These Colors Do Cum; The Passion of the Santa; The Grand Opening of the Official White House Corporate Brothel; Support The Droops.

Show archives forthcoming at this site. Special thanks to MacGoddess, Mr. Gould, Mr. Scott and Marlon the Great Engineer for work on the archives project.

Rev. Bookburn's 2005 Predictions

Rev. Bookburn's 2005 Predictions:

George W. Bush's former girlfriend, who reportedly had an abortion of his fetus in 1971 (prior to Roe vs. Wade), will come forward and seek a reunion in Dickless Cheney's bunker.

Paul McCartney will begin doing on-stage Got Milk commercials while performing his vanilla concert at the Superbowl half-time show.

Mel Gibson will make another fictional comedy snuff film entitled The Lightning Bolts of Zeus.

The Bush regime will transfer Social Security to the casino industry.

The rogue three ex-members of Dead Kennedys will collaborate with Vanilla Ice for their next cash-in tour.

A fetus will be appointed to the Bush regime, but will be denied personhood after birth.

Another fetus will receive a traffic ticket when a woman speeds to set a legal precedent for personhood; anti-choice leaders will run with the effort and fundraising potential.

George W. Bush will have another alcohol relapse and have sex with a transvestite who is a Laura Bush impersonator.

Ann Coulter will accidently consume a handful of Rush Limbaugh's drugs and appear in a gangbang film in which the participating men are dressed in Islamic apparel.

CBS and Fox networks will interupt regular programming to show live coverage of their top executives licking Bush's asshole.

The apartment donated for use for exhausted rescue workers after 9/11 (with public money) and used by Rudy Guilliani for affairs, will be declared by Keric to be a sacred historic New York landmark as he continues Rudy's tradition.

A Christian-Supremacist who walks his spouse with a leash (without her consent) will be nominated for the Supreme Court as an example of the positive side of family-values and morals.

as read by Rev. Bookburn on The Reverend Is In @

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upcoming shows:

January 23- Replay from previous week

January 30- Entertaining the Activist Troops at the Inaugural Protests

February 6- An Erotic Interpretation of the SuperBowl

February 13- Love Night

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