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Friday, May 15, 2015

National Masturbation Month - Cream Pie Kinky Clergy

Rev. Bookburn – Author of He’s Just Not In You –
How To Fuck Like A Family-Values
Christian Conservative







Happy National Masturbation Month!









It's healthy and fun









And good exercise








Good for people from all walks of life









But offends naughty hypocrites from all faiths



next show:

National Masturbation Month - Cream Pie Kinky Clergy



It's always a pleasure to celebrate National Masturbation Month every May. This year, we shall provide a special treat. Bookburners shall get 3 scenes involving cream pie kinky clergy. It's the least we can give you.



We are still unable to broadcast live. This show shall be recorded at Lolo Radio and uploaded at Radio 4 All. Like all shows, it will remain available at all times for free. See link for "Many Rev. Bookburn shows."



Happy celebrating! Not workplace or "family-friendly!"



June show: Mind and Strength



latest show:

Rev. Bookburn's Birthday Show 2015



Happy birthday Leelawalla


RIP Percy Sledge, Freddie Gray, B.B. King



Rev. Bookburn now on LoisBurak.com promo


Funny Japanese Game Show – Masturbation Karaoke – Part 3


Heavy Petting – trailer


Linda Lovelace For President – Danish trailer


Christians Furious After Tennessee Swingers Club Rebrands As Church To Sneak Around Zoning Law


The Dominatrix Sleeps Tonight


Because Love Never Dies: Put Your Loved One’s Ashes In A Glass Dildo


Sextape: Hours and Hours of Awesome Music From ‘70s Porn Films


The Models – Bend Me Shape Me


The Cramps’ Long-Lost Video For ‘Human Fly’ Found


Kinks’ Ray Davies Stars In ‘The Long Distance Piano Player,’ 1970


‘In The Court Of The Crimson King’ Album Cover Face Paint


The Great Kat’s collaboration with Timothy Leary – announcing coming


Pranksters Make a Crass Logo Crop Circle, Oblivious ‘Astronomologer’ Attempts to Interpret It


Alvinstitutionalized: Good Band Chipmunk-Punks Suicidal Tendencies


Sun City Girls’ Alan Bishop Pays Mind-Bending Tribute to Indonesian Psych-Rockers Koes Plus


Lennon and the Psychedelic Experience


The Beatles – And Your Bird Can Sing – Take 2 – Revolver sessions - #420


Exploding the Phone: The Untold, Epic Story of the Phone Phreaks


B.B. King – The Thrill Is Gone – Live in Montreux 1993


Blues Britannia – Can Blue Men Sing The Whites (2009)


Buy This Fracking Album


DOA – The Cops Shot A Kid


DOA – Hard Rain Falling – new album


Jello Biafra & The New Orleans Raunch & Soul Allstars – Walk On Jindals Splinters


Jello Biafra – Thoughts On Visit To Israel


Mischief Brew – No Candlesticks


Floyd ‘Red Crow’ Westerman – Custer Died For Your Sins


Nektar – Live at NEARfest 2002 – original members


Montage of Heck – Vice meets Kurt Cobain


Yngwie Malmsteen – Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (ABBA)


Darryl Rhoads & The Hahavishnu Orchestra – Think Of Me When You’re Under Him – Live 5/77


Mrs. Betty Bowers – Tax Free


Tom Lehrer – Wiki


Beyonce’s New Cereal Commercial


Allen Ginsberg and Bob Dylan’s Song For The Gay Liberation Movement


Neil Young Has a Message for Monsanto


Willie Nelson: ‘Ain’t Many Of Us Left’


Everything Ever Recorded Of Bill Hicks – Ever – To Be Released In 2015


Hollywood Legend Ed Asner has Outraged Republicans Over This Animated Short


John Hinckley Jr. Is Starting a Band. These Are The Top 5 Hinckley-Inspired Songs


Southland Tales film – Dream Sequence


Crude – trailer


South Of The Border – Olive Stone


FTA – trailer – Jane Fonda, Donald Sutherland, Lee Chandler, Holly Near


FTA playlist


Sundance: Stoner Movie Survival Guide


Meet The Artist ‘15 – Bobcat Goldthwait – Sundance Film Festival – Call Me Lucky film


Jon Stewart: Why I Quit The Daily Show


Pam Geller’s Islamification


The Adventures of Unemployed Man – comic


The EFIList


The Road to Antinatalism: Asymmetry Argument


Going Dark – Documentary HD


Cult of Horrors – Crime Documentary


The Joy of Easy Listening Music – documentary


Comcast’s towering ambition collides with Philadelphia’s street level reality


Statement: Official Philadelphia Comcast Survey Highlights Need for Change



Comcast/ Time Warner merger fails

Now We Know He’s Good Enough

In which we learn that Sen. Al Franken is good at his job



Top 8 Anti-Gay Activists and Lawmakers Caught Being Gay



“Were Lincoln and Nixon gay? The history book that is dividing America”

The American People: Volume 1 – Search For My Heart – by Larry Kramer

Reviewed by an asshole



Taliban-clones in the news:

The US Anti-Abortion Movement is Coming to the UK



What’s Ahead for Alberta’s NDP Government?


Watchdogs Investigate Document Shredding at Alberta Legislature


Republicans who limit what medical students can learn doom us to stupid doctors


Corporate Leaders Egotistical Psychopaths – documentary


The Psychopath Next Door (2014) – documentary


Tom Cotton Says Something Dumb: A Continuing Series


Morgan Freeman: Baltimore Protests Expose ‘The Terrorism We Suffer From The Police’


Black Suspect Dies After Baltimore Cops Break His Spine In Brutal Police Beating


Death of Baltimore Man Freddie Gray in Custody Sparks Call for Independent Inquiry


Baltimore Police Admit They Made Deadly Mistakes In Freddie Gray’s Arrest


Alabama Police Shoot Woman After She Shot Home Invader


Public Defender Alleges Philly Cop Punched Her in Courthouse Hallway


Chris Christie Quietly Signs Water Privatization Law To Benefit His Donors – Media Ignores It


New Jersey’s Lottery Is A Shining Example Of The Trouble With Privatization


Chris Christie Officials Give Atlantic City Contract To Firm of Governor’s Brother


NJ Republican Party Has Spent $230k on Private Jet Travel for Christie in 2015


Mumia’s Medical Condition Critical


No cuts to Social Security, Medicare or Medicaid


Shock Video: World’s Worst Cop Admits to Quotas, Falsifying Charges & Extorting the Poor


3 Reasons The War On Porn Is Really A War On Women


The Duggar Family Kama Sutra


Fuck The Tea Party shirts


Citizen Koch


Drug War Capitalism book


Susan G. Koman is Pinkwashing Fracking


facebook censorship on the rise


The Brotherhood of the Disappearing Pants: A Field Guide to Conservative Sex Scandals


Stop the Out of Control Censorship on the Huffington Post


Follow Governor Asshole


The Benghazi Hoax



Credo Mobile

Alternative to AT&T, Verizon and other rip-offs who also support the far-right



Roku – a cheap alternative to Comcast and other rip-offs


Sex and Weed (The Blog)


Porn Is Not The Problem – You Are


Melaleuca: Trying To Buy The White House While Silencing Millions Of Distributor Voices



Science fiction by Joshua Alam

Marauders of the Roswell Links, Episode II

Episode I



Edith Vs. Government Agent


I Love Dirty Old Men


Activism & Politics playlist – Pastor Rex Cat


Pastor Rex Cat’s Church of Prog #5 (5.25.14)


Pastor Rex Cat’s Progressive Rock #4


Pastor Rex Cat’s Church of Prog #3 (5.1.13)


Pastor Rex Cat – Church of Prog #2 – (4.7.13)


Pastor Rex Cat’s Church of Prog (3.30.13)


SNAP – Survivors Network of those Abused by Priests


Occupy Wall Street


Occupy Philadelphia



more Reverend rantings in Comments-land:


We do not need holy cultists of any religion telling us that we cannot masturbate, be in sexual relationships with consenting adults, or enjoying adult entertainment. These nutballs have revealed time and again that they have their own naughty secrets anyway. None of these theocrats have any business making laws that impact the lives of millions. - Rev. Bookburn (Lolo Radio)



The problem in Paraguay is similar to what much of the world is facing. Altar boy molesters seek to further destroy that young girl's life by making abortion unavailable to her. Those Taliban-wannabees should have no decision-making say in her situation, nor anyone else's. - Rev. Bookburn (Lolo Radio)



Thank Santa for the anti-austerity protesters in the UK. Now that fascism won the election, people who are not rich are about to take an additional pounding. Freedom and survival will be under even more severe attack. It's time for global support for the resistance. - Rev. Bookburn (Lolo Radio)



Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Saunders are speaking the truth about the proposed disastrous "trade deal." Interesting that the tea-psychos in Congress are supporting this nightmare. Such legislation will make this an even more extreme corporate state. - Rev. Bookburn (Lolo Radio)



It boggles the mind how stupid the lawmakers in Maryland are. After bilking the residents and creating most of their social problems, the same lawmakers decided to respond to the protests against the police murder by going after food stamps. Even in these times of extremists in leadership positions, these Maryland lawmakers are reaching new heights in stupidity. - Rev. Bookburn (Lolo Radio)




Google Santorum!



Fuck Facebook!



Goodies until the next show:


Rev. Bookburn’s Keep Birth Control Legal show (3.14.15)has been uploaded and available at any time for free


Rev. Bookburn’s Reclaim Your World show (2.25.15) has beenuploaded and available at any time for free


many Rev. Bookburn shows (mostly 2006- 2015)


The Lolo Show


Infidel Guy's archive of Rev. Bookburn shows (2004- 2005)


more free Rev. Bookburn shows at Poiskm


Rev. Bookburn's You Tube Channel


Pastor Rex Cat's You Tube Channel


Rev. Bookburn on Twitter: @RevBookburn



Playlist from the last show:



Rev. Bookburn

Recorded 4.12.15

Rev. Bookburn’s Birthday Show



foreplay: The Monkees – I’ll Be Back Up On My Feet

show intro

Adam Brodsky – Jump On A Cross And Die

Lolo – Happy Birthday Reverend Bookburn

The Pixies – Here Comes Your Man

Flying Venus – Where Is Dick?

Sugarcubes – Birthday

Suicidal Tendencies – Institutionalized

Sham 69 – What Have We Got?

Peter Tosh – Legalize It

Fishbone – Bonin’ In The Boneyard

Root Boy Slim & The Sex Change Band – Boogie Till You Puke

Generation X – Promises

Report Suspicious Activity – Under The Hill; Revenge

MDC – Business On Parade; Dead Cops; Born To Die; Corporate Deathburger

Yoko Ono – Walking On Thin Ice

The Beatles – Birthday

Rev. Bookburn’s animation theme

Jeff Beck – Jailhouse Rock

Phil Ochs – I’m Going To Say It Now; Here’s To The State Of Richard Nixon [live - 1973]

Ms. Terri – Dr. Laura Horr (2009 version)

Queer For Girls – Secret Police


Bonus Tracks:

The Pentangle - Sally Free and Easy (in memory of John Renbourn)

Joni Mitchell - In France They Kiss On Main Street

Roxy Music - In Every Dream Home a Heartache (for National Masturbation Month)

Twisted Sister - Ride To Live, Live To Ride (in memory of A.J. Pero)

Spirit - Mega Star

Uriah Heep - The Magician's Birthday (for Paul Krassner, Lord Cheezus and Rev. Bookburn)



Guests: Halliburton Ernie, Dr. Greed, George W. Bush



The Reverend thanks the following: Pastor Rex Cat, Lolo, Mergatroyd Productions, Radio4All, Lord Cheezus, ProChoiceLeague.org, Paul Krassner, AlternativeTentacles.com, AKPress.org, Kristen DiAngelo, Holy Bloody Mary, Hippie John, Hippie Margi, Heidee Helper, Mr. Z, Mr. Scott, Mother Mary, Kelly, Lugarboy, DJ Cindy, The Ugly Truckling, Caligulatte, Mistress Morning Glory, JenniferHunter.org, Carlito
Brilliante, Devi, Jana Peri, The Plastics, Baby Jesus Butt Plug, Alex in Wonderland, South Jersey Clinic Defense Coalition, Lady Simone, Anande Plume, Dallas Blanchard, BiPolar Bear, Sheepish Muffin, RHEAL, Mephistopheles, EverLasting GodStopper, Darren Deicide, Catherine Moon, Jeska Askme, Parted Redcee of Ex-Sex-Workers for Jayzus, Lucifakefur, Wooden Shoe (Philadelphia), Ontherag.net, and Axis of Evil.



next shows:

May: National Masturbation Month – Cream Pie Kinky Clergy

June: Mind and Strength



Rev. Bookburn
Lolo Radio
Philadelphia