Former DJ on Radio Volta
Email the Reverend at revbookburn @ sjcdc.org


Friday, March 30, 2007

Palm and Stroke Sunday 2007

The Reverend Is In

'You're my kind of clergy!'

- Annie Sprinkle



next show:

Palm and Stroke Sunday 2007

Showtime: Sunday, April 1, 9:00 to 11pm, Eastern time USA @

RADIOVOLTA.ORG



We arrived home from our dirty trip to the lost tombs of JC and Mary Magdalene. Now we're ready for another sacred annual holiday tradition of this show: Palm and Stroke Sunday 2007. However, we will not be able to provide our annual Easter- What Some People Will Do To Get Nailed show. However, the Reverend heard the Easter Bunny's voice and He advised that Bookburner's could independently and lovingly splat on eggs or nuts. A part of clergy duty is informing you that celebrating Palm and Stroke Sunday is perfectly acceptable and healthy behavior and that one does not risk acne, hairy palms, or developing Bush-brain.



goodies until Sunday night:



9th Circuit: 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' Banner Was Free Speech

LAW.COM



Skate of the Union

SKATEOFTHEUNION.NET



Sugartown

'Lady Rockers and DJs' - Philadelphia

HERJAZZ.ORG



Bail Lowered for Accused Drug Offender and Alien Diplomat

ZWIRE.COM



Mormon Church Objects to Angel T-Shirt

TAYLORSVILLE, Utah - For a coffee shop, T-shirts of a Mormon angel with java flowing into his trumpet are selling well. But they don't have the blessing of religious leaders.



Jesuit Priest Hired Prostitutes For Sex

CNN.COM



Is Chocolate Better Than Sex For Women?

I'd Rather Eat Chocolate: Learning To Love My Low Libido

Joan Sewell

THETYEE.CA



NPR: Richard Dawkins Explains 'The God Delusion'

NPR.ORG



Bush Scandals: The Movie

TRUTHDIG.COM



Rock The Net

FUTUREOFMUSIC.ORG



Pastor Rex Cat of Flock with No Shepherd - online shows

RADIO4ALL.NET



Live From The Lost Tombs show has been uploaded and available for free 24/ 7 @

RADIO4ALL.NET



several Rev. Bookburn shows (2006- 2007)

RADIO4ALL.NET



Infidel Guy's small archive of Rev. Bookburn shows (2004- 2005)

THEDEBATEHOUR.COM



Rev. Bookburn's You Tube Channel

YOUTUBE.COM



Pastor Rex Cat's You Tube Channel

YOUTUBE.COM



old classic

Rev. Bookburn 5.11.03

Family Frisky Business

- a response to Family Business from the XXXChurch cult

RADIO4ALL.NET



playlist from the last show:



Rev. Bookburn
3/25/07
Live From The Lost Tombs

Duh- Spaghetti and Red Wine

Bongos, Bass & Bob- Number One

Lida Husik- Good Times Roll

Dogbowl- Another Day

Good Clean Fun- A Little Bit Emo, A Little Bit Hardcore; Postive Hardcore; Between Christian Rock and a Hard Place

Man or Astroman?- Destination Venus; Time Bomb

unknown- What If Gawd Smokes Cannabis?

Eric Schwartz- Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis

South Park- Virgin Mary

Save The Day- Don't Go Outside

Bouncing Souls- True Believers

Czolgosz- Pollution; Sandinista

Eye Hate God- Turn Troubled Tables

Fonda- Theme from 'The Operatives'

Atom and His Package- Stephanie Says

Brideshead- Life Without A Thrill

R.A.M.B.O.- The War On Self-Esteem; Kids Who Mosh Like Assholes Must Make For Selfish Lovers; If Our Leaders Are Impotent Only The People Can Rise

God Bullies- I Am Invisible; Buddha

The Damned- Anti-Pope

Provoked- There's No Beer In Heaven (But The Rent Is Free In Hell)

Ms. Terri- Dr. Laura Horr

Christdriver- You Destroy

post-show tracks

420 Pot Comedy- Mouthful of Cannabis

Stone Temple Pilots- Break On Through


guests: Halliburton Ernie, Dr. Greed, George W. Bush


next show:

April 1 - Palm and Stroke Sunday 2007

April 22- Rev. Bookburn's Birthday Show

The Reverend thanks the following: Pastor Rex Cat, Radio Volta, Mergatroyd
Productions, Radio4All, Lord Cheezus, ProChoiceLeague.org, BARF, Paul Krassner, AlternativeTentacles.com, AKPress.org, Holy Bloody Mary, Hippie John, JenniferHunterConsulting.com, Heretic, Eric Schwartz, South Jersey Clinic Defense Coalition, Lady Simone, Anande Plume, Dallas Blanchard, RHEAL, Mephistopheles, EverLasting GodStopper, Darren Deicide, Catherine Moon, DeHypnotist/ Lady Kathryn, Wooden Shoe (Philadelphia), Ontherag.net, and Axis of Music.



Please inform the Reverend if you can burn DVD's from Video.Google or You Tube



See you Sunday



Rev. Bookburn
Radio Volta
Philadelphia

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Ann Coulter Gets Squirt of Holy Water/ RTP Day

Rev. Bookburn, Founder, Chocolate Contraception TM, where compliance is guaranteed

next show:

Live From The Lost Tombs

Showtime: Sunday, March 25, 9:00 to 11pm, Eastern time USA @

RADIOVOLTA.ORG



Ann Coulter gets squirt of holy water by Rev. Bookburn. In a move to impress her targeted marketing demographic in the American Christian Taliban, Coulter consented to getting a facial squirt of holy water from Rev. Bookburn. Like any good money shot, Coulter opened her eyes and smiled at the cameras. God's voice told her that she needed a special ceremony with the Reverend.



Right to Privacy Day 2007

On March 22, 1972, Bill Baird's case was won in the Supreme Court, legalizing birth control for non-married people and setting the primary legal precedent for Roe vs. Wade, legalizing abortion (1973). Baird vs. Eisenstadt was quoted six times in Roe and contributed to a variety of subsequent civil liberties cases.

One can check out the history at

PROCHOICELEAGUE.ORG

PCL could use even a couple of $ and a nice thank you as we mark another Right To Privacy Day.

Pro-Choice League
Bill Baird/ Joni Scott
PO Box 324
Three Rivers, MA 01080
USA



goodies to last until Sunday night:



The Erotics of the Equinox

Gods of Spring

COUNTERPUNCH.ORG



The Seymour Hersh Mystery

TOMDISPATCH.COM



The Limits of Lampooning

UBYSSEY.BC.CA



Sage Francis - Fuck Clear Channel Tour

DOWNHILLBATTLE.ORG



Saatchi Art Gallery

SAATCHI-GALLERY.CO.UK



We Are All Stars But Some OF Us Are Looking In The Gutter

WEAREALLSTARSBUTSOMEOFUSARELOOKINGINTHEGUTTER.COM



Taiwanese human rights activist page

FLICKR.COM



The New Rules of Food

CONSCIOUSCHOICE.COM



State Department/ job fair cartoon

DOONESBURY.COM



Herb School benefit

CANNABISCULTURE.COM



psychedelic folk singer Kevin Finn

KEVINFINN.NET



WAR: If It Feels Good, Do It! cd

HIPHOPSLAM.COM



Profane Existence Records

PROFANEEXISTENCE.COM



Coalition of Immokalee Workers

2007 McDonald's Truth Tour - Behind the Golden Arches

CIW-ONLINE.ORG



Attorney Scandal Without Precedent: CRS Report Reveals Audacity of Dismissals

TRUTHOUT.ORG



Peace Brigade at Kent State University

STATERONLINE.COM



Live with Intention - Walk to the edge - Listen hard - Laugh - Practice wellness - Play with abandon - Continue to learn - Appreciate your friends - Choose with no regret - Do what you love & LIVE as if this is all there is!!!

-from Heidee Helper



Jello Biafra spoken word tour dates (plus AT bands)

ALTERNATIVETENTACLES.COM



Unreality Check

UNREALITYCHECK.COM



Pastor Rex Cat of Flock with No Shepherd - online shows

RADIO4ALL.NET



Flock with No Shepherd blog

FLOCKWITHNOSHEPHERD.BLOGSPOT.COM



Bake Sale For Halliburton show has been uploaded and available for free 24/ 7 @

RADIO4ALL.NET



several Rev. Bookburn shows (2006- 2007)

RADIO4ALL.NET



Infidel Guy's small archive of Rev. Bookburn shows (2004- 2005)

THEDEBATEHOUR.COM



Rev. Bookburn's You Tube Channel

YOUTUBE.COM



Pastor Rex Cat's You Tube Channel

YOUTUBE.COM



old classic

Rev. Bookburn 5.11.03

Family Frisky Business

- a response to Family Business from the XXXChurch cult

RADIO4ALL.NET



Please inform the Reverend if you can burn DVD's from Video.Google or You Tube



See you Sunday



Rev. Bookburn
Radio Volta
Philadelphia

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Rev. Bookburn Rehab for Libby?

The Reverend Is In - providing faith-based climaxes since 2001

Rev. Bookburn - Proprietor of Pastor Peter Popoff Porn Productions, Ltd.



next show:

Live From The Lost Tombs

Showtime: Sunday, March 25, 9:00 to 11pm, Eastern time USA @

RADIOVOLTA.ORG



Breaking news: We have made progress in negotiations for convicted Bush regime criminal Scooter Libby. Our offer is for Libby to get out of prison time, in exchange for appearing on Rev. Bookburn's show and exposing the entire cast of characters, including Dickless Cheney. Valerie Plame shall also be invited to participate in the show. Libby can apologize to Plame and finger his former associates (figuratively). He shall then agree to remain in the Reverend's care and accept rehab. The production of a video project documenting this process is strictly voluntary. We'll keep you informed about the progress of the negotiations.



goodies to last until March 25:



The High Weirdness Project: Reverend Magdalen

MODEMAC.COM



The Office Pulpit of Rev. Ivan Stang:

Rev. Magdalen Child Custody Case

REVSTANG.BLOGSPOT.COM



The SubGenius Hour of Slack Podcast

Show# 1089 - St. Anna Nicole & St. Magdalen Special

HOUROFSLACK.LIBSYN.COM



Free Press '60 - '75

RADICALLIVINGPAPERS.COM



Comic Book Film for Dubya

In '300,' macho Spartans whup pesky Persians

THETYEE.CA



Callista Bisek - Newt Gingrich - skanks of the month - hypocrites - affair during the Clinton probe.



Ann Coulter Says She Can "Understand" Domestic Terrorism

TALK2ACTION.ORG



Bush's New US Attorney a Criminal?

GREGPALAST.COM



Priests To Purify Site After Bush Visit

NEWS.YAHOO.COM



FBI Abuses May Lead to Patriot Act Limits

TRUTHOUT.ORG



don't separate church and state! - Hitler (see photos)

NOBELIEFS.COM



Birth Control Turns Thirty-Five

Joni Baird

THEHUMANIST.ORG



"The one who has learned to love all people will find plenty of people who will return that love."

    ~quote from Science of Mind~



Is Sylvia Browne Going Down?

INFIDELGUY.COM



Negativland Book Burning

NEGATIVLAND.COM



Grass Roots - The Movie

GRASSROOTSTHEMOVIE.COM



War on Terror, War on Women

COMMONDREAMS.ORG



Jello Biafra spoken word tour dates (plus AT bands)

ALTERNATIVETENTACLES.COM



Unreality Check

UNREALITYCHECK.COM



Pastor Rex Cat of Flock with No Shepherd - online shows

RADIO4ALL.NET



Flock with No Shepherd blog

FLOCKWITHNOSHEPHERD.BLOGSPOT.COM



Bake Sale For Halliburton show has been uploaded and available for free 24/ 7 @

RADIO4ALL.NET



several Rev. Bookburn shows (2006- 2007)

RADIO4ALL.NET



Infidel Guy's small archive of Rev. Bookburn shows (2004- 2005)

THEDEBATEHOUR.COM



Rev. Bookburn's You Tube Channel

YOUTUBE.COM



Pastor Rex Cat's You Tube Channel

YOUTUBE.COM



old classic

Rev. Bookburn 5.11.03

Family Frisky Business

- a response to Family Business from the XXXChurch cult

RADIO4ALL.NET



playlist from the last show:



Rev. Bookburn
3/11/07
Bake Sale For Halliburton

Janis Joplin- Down On Me

Funkadelic- Red Hot Mama

Midnight Creeps- Ballad of GG

Bongwater- Porpoise Song

Kidnap- No SS

Frites Modern- Je Bent Een Puist In Mijn Nek

Murphy's Law- Reefer Man

Skum- Big Black Cock

Jello Biafra-Go Down On Me, Moses

Blowfly- Wild In The Sheets

John Prine- Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore

Agent Orange- Secret Agent Man

Noam Chomsky- [spoken track]

Propagandhi- Resisting Tyrannical Government

The Almighty Trigger Happy- Human Racist

Marilyn Monroe- Let's Make Love

DOA- The Prisoner; Unknown

Paul Krassner- In The Guise Of Security [comedy]

Nashville Pussy- Snake Eyes; You're Goin' Down; Go Motherfucker Go

Ms. Terri- Dr. Laura Horr

Camper Van Beethoven- Where The Hell Is Bill?



guests: Halliburton Ernie, Dr. Greed, George W. Bush; Lynne Cheney

next show:

March 25 - Live From The Tombs


The Reverend thanks the following: Pastor Rex Cat, Radio Volta, Mergatroyd
Productions, Radio4All, Lord Cheezus, ProChoiceLeague.org, BARF, Paul Krassner, AlternativeTentacles.com, AKPress.org, Holy Bloody Mary, Hippie John, JenniferHunterConsulting.com, Heretic, Eric Schwartz, South Jersey Clinic Defense Coalition, Lady Simone, Anande Plume, Dallas Blanchard, RHEAL, Mephistopheles, EverLasting GodStopper, Darren Deicide, Catherine Moon, DeHypnotist/ Lady Kathryn, Wooden Shoe (Philadelphia), Ontherag.net, and Axis of Music.



Please inform the Reverend if you can burn DVD's from Video.Google or You Tube



See you Sunday



Rev. Bookburn
Radio Volta
Philadelphia

Thursday, March 08, 2007

We made love in the lost tombs

We made love in the lost tombs

We made love in the lost tombs... it would have been better with mirrors. It got so hot, we thought that the spirits of Jesus and Mary had joined us (plus our feet got wet). We played, took pictures and carved our names in ancient text. It was immeasurable fun. We even invented a crude game out of the circle and arch symbols. There was plenty to read later. It was more stimulating than when the Reverend cracked the DaPinchMe Code. However, after further exploration, we did acts that hadn't occurred in months while in the lost tomb of the Tooth Fairy.

If you go...

Bring plenty of blankets, extra lube, wet wipes (there were plenty of problems with dirt and sand), and any concoction that can pass for holy water to any kind of nutjob of either Good Book.

It doesn't look like a place of potential hotness, but the spark can definitely come alive again.

This is where we did it:

DSC.DISCOVERY.COM



Next weekend is when the clocks go foreward one hour.. so don't miss the show.



Bake Sale For Halliburton

March 11- 9:00 to 11 pm, Eastern time USA @

RADIOVOLTA.ORG



March 25- Live From The Lost Tombs



If male martyrs can expect to find 72 virgin maidens in paradise when they die, what rewards can female suicide bombers expect?

SLATE.COM



Libby's Guilty Verdict: Media Myths and Falsehoods To Watch For

MEDIAMATTERS.ORG



Marijuana as Wonder Drug

Lester Grinspoon

BOSTON.COM



youth activist Ana Slavin - raising Darfur awareness

TEENVOICES.COM



Peace Coffee

PEACECOFFEE.COM



A Very Special Concert

The enduring bond between Huey Lewis and the developmentally disabled

SFWEEKLY.COM



The Nuclear Dossier: The Ultimate Guide

THEECOLOGIST.CO.UK



Space Bunny - The sexy, fabulist, hybrid world of Cecilia Tan

HYPHENMAGAZINE.COM



Air America 2.0 Begins Today

HUFFINGTONPOST.COM



Army Secretary Resigns in Scandal's Wake

(over substandard conditions for wounded Iraq soldiers at Walter Reed Army Medical Center)

TRUTHOUT.ORG



US Generals 'Will Quit' if Bush Orders Iran Attack

TIMESONLINE.CO.UK



Chicago 10 by Brett Morgen - premiered at the Sundance Film Festival

BRETTMORGEN.COM

PARTICIPATE.NET



"Co-operation between the state and corporations is the very essence of fascism" - Benito Mussolini



Encampment To Stop The War - March 12 + - Washington DC

ENCAMPMENTTOSTOPTHEWAR.BLOGSPOT.COM



The Insult Ann Coulter Challenge

YOUTUBE.COM



Ann Coulter's Faux Pas

[note: another response to Coulter's speech, during which she called John Edwards a "faggot," was from violent anti-abortion leader Jonathan O'Toole, who has since offered to marry Coulter..stay tuned]

TALK2ACTION.ORG



True, National Masturbation Month does not occur until May, and it's early to announce the annual fund-raising Masturbate-A-Thons.. but Portland (as usual) is gearing up early and already has goodies. The logo is a classic.

CAFEPRESS.COM



Lookin' Good For Jesus

RANDOM-GOOD-STUFF.COM



And Then There Was Dick....

IMPEACHABLETREASON.COM



Baby Bottles Contaminated With Toxic Chemical

KTLA.TRB.COM



When The War Came Home: An Inside Account of Citizen Soldiers and The Families Left Behind

STACYBANNERMAN.COM



Iraqi Police Commit Rape - Armed, Trained, and Funded by the US

MADRE.ORG



St. Patrick's Pact With Satan: Does America Really Need Another Excuse for Catholics to Get Drunk?

LANDOVERBAPTIST.ORG



"Mary Magdalene and Veronica were two of the first goth-chicks"

SHOUTWIRE.COM



Tomb Raider - Radiant Church

YOUTUBE.COM



"A mind the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows" - George Bernard Shaw



Swedes Forewarn of "Abortion Paradise"

Legislation Aims to Offer Foreigners Access to Procedure

ZENIT.ORG



Thanksgiving Prayer

William S. Burroughs

YOUTUBE.COM



William S. Burroughs with Kurt Cobain - The Priest They Called Him

YOUTUBE.COM



Jello Biafra spoken word tour dates (plus AT bands)

ALTERNATIVETENTACLES.COM



Unreality Check

UNREALITYCHECK.COM



Pastor Rex Cat of Flock with No Shepherd - online shows

RADIO4ALL.NET



Flock with No Shepherd blog

FLOCKWITHNOSHEPHERD.BLOGSPOT.COM



Anti- President's Day 2007 show has been uploaded and available for free 24/ 7 @

RADIO4ALL.NET



several Rev. Bookburn shows (2006- 2007)

RADIO4ALL.NET



Infidel Guy's small archive of Rev. Bookburn shows (2004- 2005)

THEDEBATEHOUR.COM



Rev. Bookburn's You Tube Channel

YOUTUBE.COM



Pastor Rex Cat's You Tube Channel

YOUTUBE.COM



old classic

Rev. Bookburn 5.11.03

Family Frisky Business

- a response to Family Business from the XXXChurch cult

RADIO4ALL.NET



See you Sunday



Rev. Bookburn
Radio Volta
Philadelphia

Friday, March 02, 2007

Live From The Lost Tombs!

Live from the Lost Tomb of Jesus, it's Rev. Bookburn

Jesus C. and Mary M., both into feet!:), have sent messages to the Reverend to broadcast live from their newly-found lost tombs. It is unknown at this time if a trip can be arranged through the Discovery Channel for a sequel to their March 4 presentation. Their special already has fundies with their heads spinning. We want to investigate the rumors that Pastor Ted Haggard and Peter Popoff (great name for a tv evangelist) were in one of the tombs together.



next shows:



Bake Sale For Halliburton

March 11, 9 to 11pm, Eastern time, USA @

RADIOVOLTA.ORG



Live From The Lost Tombs!

March 25



when not exploring lost tombs or hearing voices, here is some goodies:



Televangelist Peter Popoff returns to scam again

YOUTUBE.COM



Ghosts of Abu Ghraib - documentary

FESTIVAL.SUNDANCE.ORG



Noam Chomsky: Failed States- The Abuse of Power and the Assault on Democracy; The Chomsky-Foucault Debate On Human Nature

CHOMSKY.INFO



An Inconvenient Truth - Academy Award winning documentary

CLIMATECRISIS.NET



Randy Now - indie promoter for decades

RANDYNOW.COM



Wet Spots - Sophisticated Sex Comedy

WETSPOTSMUSIC.COM



Boobs Not Bombs

NAKEDPROTESTERS.COM

the video:

SUNMT.ORG



'No Human Is Illegal'

IMMIGRANTSOLIDARITY.ORG



Native Videos

NATIVEVIDEOS.COM



Violence in the Name of God

SPIEGEL.DE



Bad Religion - Voice of God is Government - live version

YOUTUBE.COM



Since the memory of Janis Joplin is about to be soured in a Penelope Spheres film (please make a film on behalf of the pundits!), we want to provide a link to the official site

OFFICIALJANIS.COM



from the American Christian Taliban:

temper tantrums and diaper-wetting about Discovery Channel's The Lost Tomb of Jesus' - March 4

AFA.NET



Jello Biafra spoken word tour dates (plus AT bands)

ALTERNATIVETENTACLES.COM



Impeach President Bush?

IFILM.COM



Nora the piano-playing cat

VIDEO.MSN.COM



Hippie John's new e-mail signiture:

Responding to a proud testimonial from a woman who said her husband was going to have a vasectomy until he had a dream in which a fire angel appeared before him, pointed a sword at his genital and said, "Do not interfere with God's plan!"

Samantha Bee, reporting for This Week in God on The Daily Show, February 26, 2007, said, "Tune in next week when I ask God, 'Why more kids for the fire angel penis people?'"



Unreality Check

UNREALITYCHECK.COM



Pastor Rex Cat of Flock with No Shepherd - online shows

RADIO4ALL.NET



Flock with No Shepherd blog

FLOCKWITHNOSHEPHERD.BLOGSPOT.COM



Anti- President's Day 2007 show has been uploaded and available for free 24/ 7 @

RADIO4ALL.NET



several Rev. Bookburn shows (2006- 2007)

RADIO4ALL.NET



Infidel Guy's small archive of Rev. Bookburn shows (2004- 2005)

THEDEBATEHOUR.COM



Rev. Bookburn's You Tube Channel

YOUTUBE.COM



Pastor Rex Cat's You Tube Channel

YOUTUBE.COM



old classic

Rev. Bookburn 5.11.03

Family Frisky Business

- a response to Family Business from the XXXChurch cult

RADIO4ALL.NET



next shows:

Bake Sale for Halliburton (March 11)

Live From The Lost Tombs! (March 25)



Please inform the Reverend if you can burn DVD's from Video.Google or You Tube



See you March 11



Rev. Bookburn
Radio Volta
Philadelphia