Former DJ on Radio Volta
Email the Reverend at revbookburn @ sjcdc.org


Friday, March 31, 2006

Open Letter to Father Pavone

Rev. Bookburn and others began circulating the following on Wednesday, March 29, via e-mail. It was in response to Pavone's recent 'Open Letter to Michael Schiavo.'



The Reverend consents to forwarding or circulating in any manner. May Pavone's cult learn about consent issues. Pavone will be dealt with on the radio show on April 2. Info: www.reverendbookburn.com

Open Letter to Father Pavone- Director of Priests For Life:

Dear Misguided Pedophile Priest in a Dress,

I am Reverend Bookburn from Radio Volta. You are being communicated with because of your renewed exploitation of the Terry Schiavo story on the one-year anniversary of her passing.

You and I met in 2000 when we shouted at each other during the Republican Convention (you went outside the luncheon of GOP For Life when the media arrived like a tick to a blood host). Since The Reverend Is In began on internet radio, you have been one of the recipients of the Asshole of the Week award. However, the Rehab for Pedophile Priests shows (at least three episodes so far) have been among the most popular with the Bookburners.

Your exploitation of the Schiavo case for personal, political and financial gain is indefensible. When I met you, I thought you weren't as appalling as the violent terrorists who have attacked abortion clinics and perpetrated bombings and shootings for over 25 years in the name of 'life.' You gave me the impression that you were a dorky pedophile who could change for the better if removed from the cult and provided with intense psychiatric treatment. However, there's something about your Schiavo crusade that seems to make you extra special... like someone who no longer warrants kid gloves. Consequently, it's time to strip away your dress from fantasyland and shove some hard reality down your throat.

First, the basics. The Schiavo family does not need to be turned into a political football for opportunists and a plethora of wing-nuts. Yes, some of them are whacked and hooked up with their theocratic exploiters. However, their situation one year ago was relevant to the family and the medical community, and irrelevant to the Church of Pedophilia. You have no legitimate business publicly commenting about Michael Schiavo at all, let alone publicly bashing him once again.

So, even though it's obvious, let's review a very fair equation. Your cult stays out of the medical community and doctors will not tell you which altar boy pictures to hang in your holy bathroom. As internet radio clergy, it is my duty to inform you that anyone who stands for mandatory suffering is an asshole. I've worked with suffering and dying people for years and there is no plausible argument against that statement. Prolonging life-support against the consent of the person is the action of an asshole. Denying emergency contraception to rape victims (a shameful policy of Catholic hospitals) is the action of assholes. Denying medical marijuana to people with catastrophic illness is the policy, decision, stance and action of assholes.

Now that we're clear, it is time for you to remove yourself from situations that do not concern you. I know you need fund-raisers and issues to get your naive blind sheep excited, but hysteria at the expense of the suffering is unacceptable. Don't even think about attempting this kind of bullshit with me if I end up in a state of being similar to Terry Schiavo. My friends, co-workers, ex's, and the Bookburners know that my first wish is for all exploiters and cult leaders to be driven away. If you stand outside my window during such a time, you will be surrounded by g-string clad men and women (adult-aged, sorry) who will be dancing with various contraception items and pleasure toys. Then you will be in close proximity of a very hot game of Twister (that's still great). That will be followed by a serious exhibition of kissing and touching featuring every possible orientation and persuasion (but strictly fully grown humans, sorry). These and related activities shall continue until the flocks of Taliban-clones remove themselves permanently from the premises.

While we're on the subject of the self-appointed definers of 'morality' and the 'moral' high ground, how do you get the nerve to even open your mouth? Isn't your predecessors' history of conquest, genocide, slavery, destruction of multiple cultures, and theocratic empires enough for you? The support your church afforded to the Third Reich alone should be enough to keep your cult to stick to your own scenes and out of public policy. Additionally, in a nation that at least has the pretense of being a democracy for a diverse population, you have no legitimate business attempting to be dictators for all. Beginning today, it's time for you to begin reading Hitler's Pope, Lead Us Not Into Temptation- Catholic Priests and the Sexual Abuse of Children, Broken Covenant, and Betrayal of Trust- Clergy Abuse of Children.

Being a significant player in the Church of Pedophilia is another reason why you are laughable as a 'moral' crusader. The twenty-plus years of cover-ups of literally thousands of priest perpetrators makes you a part of the largest child sexual abuse scandal in human history. Before you dismiss my show as nothing but shock radio humor, why don't you assess your church's efforts to rehabilitate the perps with it's own programs? You can start with the disastrous program in New Mexico.

My Rehab for Pedophile Priest shows provides a way to introduce you freakazoids to adult sexuality and adult erotica. It's obvious what your celibacy policies, repression, and 'abstinence' programs have caused. Yes, strong humor is a key component of my efforts. But in a world dominated by theocrats and other sociopaths, we survive a bit better with shocking and even absurd humor. However, there can be a fine line between shock humor and vision. That's why my show eventually intends to begin marketing inflatable altar boys. We may even choose to make the Rehab for Pedophile Priest shows a part of a special video project.

In addition to rehabilitating your horrifying peers, I'd also like to call attention to some of your more obvious issues. Like most of your contemporaries, you hear voices, hallucinate angels, receive divine commands, and have visions of Our Lady of Guacamole. Since you have such extreme psychiatric issues, may I recommend redirecting your energy away from harassing Michael Schiavo and pregnant women, and immediately seeking appropriate treatment, probably including medication.

Meantime, please discontinue your diligent efforts to make the world an even worse place. When you fight to ban late-term abortion, you are working towards establishing policies that result in the deaths of countless women. When you speak about birth control, 'abstinence,' erotica, and related subjects, you are offering the perspective of one who is absolutely clueless (you and your colleagues are incapable of offering any worthwhile thoughts on these subjects). Since you feel such a strong need to be highly public and on a soapbox, you can start by seeking to clean up your own backyard. Support my efforts to rehabilitate your thousands of sickoids.

Free clue: you're only going to amuse us when you attempt to infuse science into your rhetoric. Your twisted cult is as compatible with science as Santa Claus is to international relations.

Leave the Schiavos alone and stay out of government and public policy or start paying taxes like people who are not too dysfunctional to be productive for a living. Take down your Home Alone I poster and get rid of your Olson Twins videos (from their early days). Find yourself a good treatment provider until you no longer feel compelled to harass, control, abuse or destroy.

If you need help, the Reverend will provide.

Rev. Bookburn
Radio Volta

www.reverendbookburn.com

www.radiovolta.org

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Friday, March 24, 2006

Live Nude Fetus!

On the next Reverend Is In show: Live Nude Fetus! April 2 will be a response like no other to the fetus fetishists.

Thank you Molly Petrilla for writing a positive article about the Reverend and Radio Volta (a far contrast to what we usually get). It was published in the Daily Pennsylvanian, which is the newspaper from the University of Pennsylvania. The article should continue to be available from

http://www.dailypennsylvanian.com/vnews/display.v/ART/442257dfe73fd

Thank you to those who provided feedback for the Go To Your Jesus Right Now! show. Gawd said He was happy to be a live guest that night and that it was necessary to give the most evolutionary-challenged humans special permission to 'return home' as quickly as possible. Gawd also wants you know that in celebration of Right To Privacy Day (March 22), in which all non-married people got the right to obtain legal birth control (since the 1972 Baird vs. Eisenstadt ruling), He wants everyone to thank Bill Baird of the Pro-Çhoice League and if affordable, to send a few bucks. www.prochoiceleague.org.

After the last show, and every time the song is played, folks ask how to get a copy of Father Peter- The Pedophile Priest. The track was recorded by Jello Biafra, however, it was not from his Alternative Tentacles label. It was from Vinnie Spit's very raunchy series of Spit cd's. The edition of Spit that features the above track is entitled America's Sweetheart. It's available at his website www.vinniespit.com

New from Alternet: Study- Whiny Kids = Conservative Adults. This probably explains volumes about Rush, O'Reilly, Hannity, Coulter, Savage, Rove, Rumsfeld and countless others. http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/33784/

Speaking of Gawd, His special film The God Who Wasn't There was seen by the Reverend recently and gets a 5-star rating. Online info: www.thegodmovie.com.

The same folks promise a release for The Beast Movie on6/6/06 www.thebeastmovie.com.

Yet another classic from Dr. Susan Block: "How Much Longer Is America Going To Suck Bush's Dick"
http://www.drsusanblock.com/blog/article97.html

Another worthwhile article: Sleeper Cells in South Dakota from www.counterpunch.org

The Reverend's curse has stuck again (the curse remains with a 100% track record). Corrupt Philly politician Rick Mariano has been convicted as expected. We'll cover this during the Live Nude Fetus! show.

New worthwhile website: www.fucksouthdakota.com. This is from the fine folks who brought us www.fuckthesouth.com.

CBS, CNN, Fox and other corporate media kingpins revealed how deeply they tongue Bush's asshole (no offense intended to those who are into anal-rimming). They interupted all television programming for their perceived duty of being professional Bush cheerleaders and war propagandists. The ever-scorned George W. Numbnuts Bush called a press conference for the purpose of responding to being exposed and scorned by most of the nation. It was yet another reminder of the importance of supporting independent media.

Speaking of... www.takebackthemedia.com ; www.symbolman.com/chickenhawks.html ; www.awolbush.com.

The 9/11 film mentioned in the last posting is easier to find at www.loosechange911.com.

From: www.video.google.com: In the Popular videos section, the Jesus Will Survive classic is available for free (He sings I Will Survive). Also from the same section (keep clicking Another 15 Popular Videos until you find these): Rev. Robert Tilton Fart Tape (fifth version!).

Thank you Jessica Simpson for snubbing George W. Warcriminal Bush and his bloody regime.

New and old mentions from the Reverend's Want List (all DVD): Merchants of Cool (originally American public television documentary); Damned In The USA; Chords of Fame (documentary about the late Phil Ochs); Born In Flames; Cocksucker Blues (Rolling Stones); Chantmania; Parts- The Clonus Horror; Bob Roberts; Sex, Drugs & Democracy; The Naked Truth- Exposing the Deceptions About the Origins of Modern Religions.



The following was received by the Reverend today:


Fighting Terrorism since 1492

sometimes the news is just so damn bad I can barely stand it - and then - I
read something like this and hope grows stronger

remember what Bush said about Sovereign nations?

"Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a you've
been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And
therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one
between sovereign entities." President Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

well the Oglala Sioux Tribe President Chief Fire Thunder is standing up
against South Dakota's abortion bill and giving us all a history lesson
The President of the Oglala Sioux Tribe on the Pine Ridge Reservation,
Cecilia Fire Thunder, was incensed. A former nurse and health care giver
she was very angry that a state body made up mostly of white males, would
make such a stupid law against women.

To me, it is now a question of sovereignty, she said to me last week. "I
will personally establish a Planned Parenthood clinic on my own land which
is within the boundaries of the Pine Ridge Reservation where the State of
South Dakota has absolutely no jurisdiction."

http://www.indianz.com/News/2006/013061.asp>http://www.indianz.com/News/2006/013061.asp

you can show your support here

Oglala Sioux Tribe
ATTN: President Cecilia Fire Thunder
P. O. Box 2070
Pine Ridge, SD 57770

Send money if you can
Enclose a letter voicing your support and explaining the purpose of the
donation. Send money if you can and letters of support




Input sought for the forthcoming Live Nude Fetus! (especially regarding how the fetally-obsessed can tip them), and Spy On This! shows.

Reviews sought from those who have seen the following films: V Is For Vendetta; Syriana; Good Night Good Luck.

Again, the next show will be April 2, from 9 to 11 Eastern time, USA www.radiovolta.org for the Live Nude Fetus! show. Once again, The Reverend Cracks The DaPinchMe Code was not plagiarised from Monty Python's Holy Grail. I'm glad we cleared that up.

Rev. Bookburn
Radio Volta
quayle@sjcdc.org

below is the playlist from the last show:


Rev. Bookburn
3/19/06
Go To Your Jesus Right Now!

Beastie Boys- Time To Build

Crucifucks- When The Top Comes Off

Subhumanz- Apathy

Michael Franti & Spearhead- We Don't Stop

Jurassic 5- Ducky Boy

Butthole Surfers- Sweat Loaf

Give Us Barabbas- Jesus Christ Stole My Virginity

Marijuana-Logues - Ah, Marijuana; Legalize It; High On Life

Blowfly- Cracker Yakker #1; The Booty Bus

Sandy Rapp- Ballad of Billy Baird

Buzzcocks- Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn't Have)?

Jello Biafra- Father Peter-The Pedophile Priest

Caeser Pink & The Imperial Orgy- The Reverend Blue Blotter; Sex Salvation

The Cramps- Bikini Girls With Machine Guns

Margaret Cho- The Pope/ Terry Schiavo; Bush Is Embarrassing; Laura & Barbara Bush [comedy]

William S. Burroughs- Is Everybody In?

Frank Zappa- Catholic Girls

Ramones- Substitute

William Shatner- I Can't Get Behind That

Ms. Terri- Dr. Laura Horr

Planet Gong- Opium For The People

Friday, March 17, 2006

Go To Your Jesus Right Now!

On the next The Reverend Is In show: Go To Your Jesus Right Now! There are rumors that gawd will be a live guest again, this time to give cultists special permission to cause themselves to immediately arrive at the admissions gate at the divine disneyland.

It was a blast to do the Hunting With Dickless Cheney show. Lynn Cheney provided a very touching introduction to the song Big Black Cock. Osama bin-Laden also appeared. He arrived to speak about how pleased he was about the South Dakota anti-abortion legislation, as well as the Christianity-is-our-official-state-religion-proposed-law-in-Missouri, and other theocratic developments that thoroughly pleased his associates.

Speaking of theocrats, there's a petition at www.alternet.org regarding the extreme religious right leaders and scandalized lobbyist Jack Abramoff. Another theocrat, Pat Robertson, will be discussed on the next show regarding his latest inflammatory, holy-war type of remarks directed at the Islamic religion.

We're not going to wait until the next show to call attention to the assholes from the H & R Block tax service. They have been caught perpetrating a scam nearly to the levels of the Enron corporate criminals. One of the better articles on the subject is at www.truthout.org.

Since the anti-Constitution forces in the Bush regime seek to force the Google search engine to hand over records of what kinds of subjects people run searches on... we want to discourage anyone from being tempted to run searches on subjects such as..say.. pathetic repressive assholes who subpoena search engines..or anything similar. www.google.com. Don't forget to type in the word ASSHOLE and click I FEEL LUCKY.

9-11 documentary free on Google video
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8260059923762628848&q=911

Possibly the best impersonator of George W. Moron Bush was a part of a Foxworthy Roast recently. A clip is online at www.wimp.com/bushcomedy.

While surviving times such as these, we certainly need more humor. The first is an example of what the world would become if there really was such a thing as karma. Thanks to the Bookburner who sent this.



Subject: FW: Good news on the Horizon for US Citizens

Congress today announced that the office of President of the United States of
America will be outsourced to India as of April 1, 2006.
The move is being made to save the President's $400,000 yearly salary as well as
a record $521 billion in deficit expenditures and related overhead the office has
incurred over the past 5 years.
"We believe this is a wise move financially. The cost savings should be
significant," stated Congressman Thomas Reynolds (R-WA). Reynolds, with the aid
of the Government Accounting Office, has studied outsourcing of American jobs
extensively. "We cannot expect to remain competitive on the world stage with the
current level of cash outlay," Reynolds noted.
Mr. Bush was informed of his termination by e-mail this morning .
Preparations for the job move have been underway for sometime. Gurvinder Singh of
Indus Teleservices, Mumbai, India will be assuming the office of President as of
March 1, 2006.
Mr. Singh was born in the United States while his Indian parents were vacationing
at Niagara Falls, thus making him eligible for the position. He will receive a
salary of $320 (USD) a month, but with no health coverage or other benefits.
Additionally, he will receive compensation in the form of Halliburton stock . ( 3
Shares ) .
It is believed that Mr. Singh will be able to handle his job responsibilities
without a support staff. Due to the time difference
between the US and India, he will be working primarily at night, when few offices
of the US Government will be open. "Working nights will allow me to keep my day
job at the American Express call center," stated Mr. Singh in an exclusive
interview. "I am excited about this position I always hoped I would be
President."
A Congressional spokesperson noted that while Mr. Singh may not be fully aware of
all the issues involved in the office of President, this should not be a problem
because Bush was not familiar with the issues either.
Mr. Singh will rely upon a script tree that will enable him to respond
effectively to most topics of concern. Using these canned responses, he can
address common concerns without having to understand the underlying issues at
all.
"We know these scripting tools work" stated the spokesperson. President Bush has
used them successfully for years" Mr. Singh may have problems with the Texas
drawl, but lately Bush has abandoned the "down home" persona in his effort to
appear intelligent and on top of the Katrina situation.
Bush will receive health coverage, expenses, and salary until his final day of
employment. Following a two-week waiting period, he will be eligible for $240 a
week unemployment for 13 weeks. Unfortunately he will not be eligible for
Medicaid, as his unemployment benefits will exceed the allowed limit.
Mr. Bush has been provided the outplacement services of Manpower, Inc. to help
him write a resume and prepare for his upcoming job transition.
According to Manpower, Inc., Mr. Bush may have difficulties in securing a new
position due to limited practical work experience. A Greeter position at Wal-Mart
was suggested due to Bush's phony smile and extensive experience shaking hands.
Another possibility is Bush's re-enlistment in the Texas Air National Guard. His
prior records are conspicuously vague, but should he choose this option, he would
likely be stationed in Waco, TX for a month before being sent to Iraq, a country
he has visited. "I've been there, I know all about Iraq." stated Mr. Bush, who
gained invaluable knowledge of the country in a visit he once made to the Baghdad
Airport's terminal and gift shop.



What is a deep dive into comedy without an Abbott and Costello-type of routine?



The new Abbott and Costello Routine!
[Featuring DUH-Bya and "Step 'N' Fetch it" Rice]

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new
leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new
leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The main man in China!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of
the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought
he's dead in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new
leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the
U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a
glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me
the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars.



The Reverend received word this week that Maureen Stapleton passed away. She took on the enormous challenge of playing the part of Emma Goldman in the Reds film (recommended), and did a fantastic job.

It was a blast to do the Hunting With Dickless Cheney show. Two people from the newspaper of the University of Pennsylvania came to Indymedia to interview the Reverend and then remained for the entire show. When we hear about the article, we'll let you know about it.

Next show: Sunday, March 19, 9 to 11, Eastern time @

www.radiovolta.org

Below is the playlist from the last show:



Rev. Bookburn
3/12/06
Hunting With Dickless Cheney

The Clash- Career Opportunities

The Scandals- Forgive This

Paul Krassner- Saddam and Osama [comedy]

Bongwater- Just May Be The One

Absolute Zero- Fences

Cromwell- Religious Street Wear

The Toyes- (Hey Uncle Sam) Leave Us Pot Smokers Alone

Cheech and Chong- Mexican-Americans

Skum- Big Black Cock

Bobcat Goldthwait- Hunters Are Gay [comedy]

Anal Government Hypocrisy- We Must Form Gangs and Stop Them; ANG (American National Government); Burger King in Baghdad!

Ghetto Priest- Masters of Deception

The Rub- George Bush Is An Islamic Fundamentalist

Jello Biafra with The Melvins- Those Dumb Punk Kids (Will Buy Anything)

Rev. Billy- Come Happy; Catallujah

Midnight Creeps- Menstrual Institution

Sister Mary Rotten Crotch- Turning On Me

The Strap-Ons- Bush Killed Kennedy

Buzzov-en- Toe Fry

Thatcher On Acid- The Ultimate Apple Flan

Trench- Prozak

Nightshadows- 60 Second Swinger; Psychedelic Illusions

Ms. Terri- Dr. Laura Horr

Negativland/ Chumbawamba- The ABC's of Anarchism



Rev. Bookburn
Radio Volta

Sunday, March 12, 2006

More Hunting With Dickless Cheney

The Reverend has received word that there is a possibility that Lynn Cheney will appear on the show tonight to introduce a very special song. If so, we hope that she freely speaks her mind. We know that she has long periods of loneliness while Dickless Cheney is holed up in caves or bunkers, helping Halliburton scam and gouge war profits, or shooting his friends.

Also on the show tonight: why the Reverend's Cracking The DaPinchme Code was not plagiarized, film reviews, Bush being the recipient of the International Ho Award for the port deal, bin-Laden's celebration of the South Dakota anti-abortion bill, and the latest victory: the release of Steve Kubby! Yes, the record of the Bookburners continues. Every medical hemp prisoner we have supported (and their foes who received the Bookburn curse) have seen success. Steve Kubby was released from a barbaric American dungeon on March 6. Updates at www.kubby.com

The domain of Pro-Choice League has been moved. The new contact info for them is www.prochoiceleague.org. March 22 will mark the anniversary of Bill Baird's (Co-Founder of PCL) incredible Baird Vs. Eisenstadt victory, which was the 1972 Supreme Court decision that legalized birth control for non-married people and set the primary legal precedent for the 1973 Roe Vs. Wade decision that legalized abortion. We will celebrate the March 22 anniversary once again on the Go To Your Jesus Right Now! show, on March 19.

The latest song the Reverend can't stop listening to: George Bush Is An Islamic Fundamentalist. It's on Volume 2 of the Peace Not War compilation www.peace-not-war.org

Other goodies: the Impeach Me cd www.counterpunch.org; Vol. 2 of Put Some Pussy In Your Punk compilation of all-women bands www.ontherag.net; releases by The Unseen, Michael Parenti, Jack Kerouac, Ex-Girl, an Indie Media benefit compilation, Jello Biafra w/ The Melvins, Plastic People of the Universe and tons more (new and re-releases) www.alternativetentacles.com.

A classic television appearance of Frank Zappa (debating a major asshole) from 1986 about censorship is available for free at www.slaverevoltradio.blogspot.com.

Recently seen or rediscovered films on DVD: Rent, Constant Gardener, Under Fire (Nick Nolte, Joanna Cassidy), Missing (the one with Jack Lemmon and Sissy Spacek), Canadian Bacon, UNCONSTITUTIONAL- The War On Our Civil Liberties (www.disinfo.com), Paradise, Casino Royale (Woody Allen version).

A forthcoming film that seems highly worthwhile: The Big Buy- How Tom Delay Stole Congress www.tomdelaymovie.com.

New game that's fun for the entire family: Wreck The Nation. It combines fact-based current events with a satirical view of those who have power and abuse it www.wreckthenation.com.

Bedtime reading: Only A Beginning- An Anarchist Anthology, edited by Allan Antliff, Arsenal Pulp Press (who also published the book by Joey Shithead of DOA) www.arsenalpulp.com.

Happy belated Hash Wednesday. Happy birthday (or belated): Hippie John, Mr. Edward Gould, Petunia Bookburn, MacGoddess.

The Reverend has received multiple links to animation and good goofs on Dickless Cheney and the his infamous hunting incident (thank you to all Bookburners who send this great material as always), but they would need to be sent by email instead of posted links (quayle@sjcdc.org). Also recently received: the Lard singing I Will Survive in a music video that is too funny for words. That can be forwarded to you as well.

Showtime: tonight 9 to 11, Eastern time www.radiovolta.org

Rev. Bookburn
Radio Volta