Former DJ on Radio Volta
Email the Reverend at revbookburn @ sjcdc.org


Sunday, February 26, 2006

Hunting With Dickless Cheney

The Reverend shall return to the cyber-airwaves on March 12 with the theme: Hunting With Dickless Cheney. On March 19, the theme shall be Go To Your Jesus Right Now! There's a rumor that gawd will be a live guest again and give His sheep special permission to rush their admission into the holy disneyland.

Twas fun to do the Anti-President's Day show. Demonica and the kids were going to be live guests, but that was cancelled at the last minute (not by me). The kids were very pumped to go to the show and were very helpful. The Lard wants you to know that He heard the showtime prayer and agrees to allow all the Cheney hunting fans/ groupies to have an opportunity to stand before Cheney's big weapon..the one that does function.

Things to keep an eye on: the proposed abortion ban in South Dakota, the conditions for Steve Kubby in an American jail (www.kubby.com), the Enron trial, the Abramoff and Libby scandals, the growing opposition to the war and George W. Numbnuts Bush.

Shoppers- be sure to check out the forthcoming marketing venture of the Reverend: Inflatable Altar Boys. These will make great gifts for your local priest. So far, they have not been endorsed by the queens of the vatican, but we're working on that. Since they have Michael Jackson recording a CD with them, we're expecting sales to skyrocket.

Stay tuned for updates about a local article about Radio Volta and the Reverend. This has prompted the Reverend to organize lots of data, show theme lists, and general info that will probably lead to a permanent project.

Happy Hash Wednesday.

Rev. Bookburn
Radio Volta


playlist from the last show:




Rev. Bookburn
2/19/06
Anti-President's Day


DOA- We Don't Need No God Damn War

The McCoys- Clergy Lies

Ian Dury & The Blockheads- You're More Than Fair

Stoned Age- Zombie

Crack Rock Steady 7- So Ya Wanna Be A Cop?

Scott McCaughey & Stumpy Joe- Panama Red

unknown- Blow Me

unknown- Pussy Cat Song

Jack Killed Jill- You Don't Own Me

George Carlin- Angels [comedy]

Groovie Ghoulies- King Kong Stomp; The Beast With Five Hands

The Meatmen- Pope On A Rope

unknown- Star Trek Rhapsody

Darryl Cherney & The Chernobles- Bush It!

King Missile- Detachable Penis

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes- Stand By Your Man; San Francisco

Dead Milkmen- Punk Rock Girl

Black Flag- My War

Monty Python- Every Sperm Is Sacred

Mick O'Brien- Corporate Dubya [parody]

Ms. Terri- Dr. Laura Horr

Alabama 3- Flag (Half-Mast Mix)

Operation Ivy- Unity

The Unseen- Scream Out

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Love Night Cancelled

The Love Night themed-show has been cancelled tonight. The Reverend shall return on the air next Sunday, February 19 for the Anti-President's Day show.

It was a blast to do the Erotic Interpretation of the SuperBowl once again. Demonica was the live guest/ Cheerleader, although she seemed more like a person in a coma than someone with pom-poms. If you've seen the cheerleaders in the Water Boy film, you have a reasonable representation...

The show was dedicated to the memory of the late Stew Albert. Predictably, the corporate media provided barely a mention. They did choose to acknowledge the passing of the 'mother' of the modern-day women's movement. That is quite a debatable title. Everyone deserves their due credit, but without a historical rewrite. Her legacy also included astonishingly stupid remarks such as accusing pro-choice pioneer Bill Baird of being a CIA agent. Such buffoonery continued until the end.

In addition to the video/ film projects (especially United We Stand Erect), the Reverend now seeks to market surviving the Bush/ Christian Taliban-era products. An appropriate start can be to respond to Alito's confirmation to the Supreme Court by marketing chocolate contraception. We heard there was a celebration of the theocrat's confirmation in bin-Laden's cave. As we've long said on the show, we should always know how to help any woman in need, regarding birth control or abortion...no matter what laws they pass to return everyone to the Dark Ages. With Rev. Bookburn's Chocolate Contraception, would there be any chance of non-compliance or forgetfulness?

Unlike the hopelessly pathetic unlubricated submissives known as the Democratic Party (who helped make the Alito confirmation a reality), the folks at Google.com proved that they have spines. Google had long provided great humor such as typing in FAILURE in the Search bar. Instead of clicking Enter or Search, one could then click the I Feel Lucky link and get good spoofs about George W. Numbnuts Bush. Google is actually in legal hassles by the despotic regime. However, they are fighting back with even better humor. This is worth seeing and emailing throughout the planet:

Type in the word Asshole in the Search bar at Google.com. Instead of clicking Search, click I Feel Lucky. Enjoy this while it lasts and of course, it's a great gift for friends, fellow students and co-workers, as well as people easily duped by regime mouthpieces and preachers.

Very recommended book: One Hand Jerking by Paul Krassner (Seven Stories Press www.sevenstories.com). There are many parts worth mentioning. One is the chapter about murderer Ira Einhorn. Similar to the Charles Manson case, many propagandists from the corporate media love to portray Einhorn (and Manson) as the 'leader' of the 60s. That is especially idiotic considering that neither ever appealed to much more than a dozen cultists, nor anyone truly relevant to the counter-cultures and movements of the 60s. Actually, both Einhorn and Manson had more in common with Reagan, North, Robertson, Bush (both) and the terrorists from the contras and similar butchers. The Philadelphia Daily News reached a new low when they ran a feature that declared Einhorn a 'darling of the left' and 'counter-culture hero.' The best response to date is in this book. That alone makes it worthwhile, but there's tons more that make this book essential.

Satan and Gawd have both agreed to return as live guests again. Gawd will be spelling out His will for those who are incapable of thinking. Satan shall return to announce the implementation of His faith-based grant. SSS (Satanic Social Services) will provide multiple programs, including self-help and recovery groups, relationship and crisis pregnancy counseling, safety-net and entitlement couching, and of course transitional services from the 'justice' system.

The Reverend is seeking a CD version of The Grey Album, which features much sampling similar to the Plunderphonic releases.

Big thanks to Philadelphia Weekly for their classic cover story SCREW FATSO- We Should Be Celebrating The Real Revolutionary Hero Thomas Paine, in response to all the retard festivals pertaining to Ben Franklin. It's the current issue, February 8-14 www.philadelphiaweekly.com

We'll return next week. Happy Love Night and Hash Wednesday..when kinky people exhibit their perversion on their foreheads in public (see, some holidays are fun).

Rev. Bookburn
Radio Volta

below is the playlist from last Sunday:




Rev. Bookburn 2-5-06

An Erotic Interpretation of the SuperBowl
(dedicated to the memory of Stew Albert)

with live guest/ Cheerleader: Demonica



John Trudell- Baby Boom Che

Corporate Avenger- The Bible Is Bullshit

Plasmatics- Sometimes I... [live]

Pansy Division- I Can Make You A Man

Man Incorporated- Fuck The Team

Toxic Reasons- Mercenary

Uncle Dave Bacon & Toxic Pig Fuck- Roll Another Number (For The Road)

Betty Blowtorch- Shut Up and Fuck

Bobcat Goldthwait- Hunters Are Gay [comedy]

Big & Rich- Filthy Rich

MDC- Chicken Squawk

Schlong- Gee Officer Krupke

Ian Dury & The Blockheads- Wake Up and Make Love To Me [demo version]

DOA- Masters of War

Chumbawamba- Homophobia

Wayne/ Jayne County- Man Enough To Be A Woman

7 Seconds- I Hate Sports; We're Gonna Fight

Supaclean- State of the Union

Ms. Terri- Dr. Laura Horr

Propagandhi- Ordinary People Do Fucked-Up Things When Fucked-Up Things Become Ordinary; Ladies Nite In Loserville; Ego Fum Papa (I Am The Pope)

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Stew Albert

The show tonight shall be dedicated to the memory of Stew Albert, who died on January 31 from liver cancer. Stew was a part of the founding of the Yippies, along with Abbie Hoffman, Jerry Rubin, Paul Krassner, Nancy Kurshen and Judy Gumbo. He remained a strong advocate for change until the end. His last book was entitled Who The Hell Is Stew Albert (www.redhen.org). His best-known release was The 60s Papers, which was a classic. Stew's website: http://hometown.aol.com/stewa/stew.html

Here's a song treat for a time other than during the show: http://www.freewayblogger.com/iraqomo.swf

Recently seen films: Teddy Bears' Picnic (hilarious), from Spinal Tap's Harry Shearer http://www.harryshearer.com/ ; A Dirty Shame, by John Waters. If you haven't seen the film about Bush's friends from Enron, it's now released on DVD www.enronmovie.com

The Reverend is seeking a CD audio book of Al Franken's Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot.

In case you haven't seen them yet, the animation classics 205- Bush's Year In Review and Drugs I Need are very highly recommended www.jibjab.com

Corporate Criminals of 2005 can now be viewed at www.adbusters.org.

Please remember to spread the word about Steve Kubby www.kubby.com.

We will allow none of this to get us down. Tonight is about tight outfits, horny huddles and tackles, going up the middle, racing towards the end zone, pile-ups, icing the kicker, and of course the highly suggestive hiking of the ball.

Rev. Bookburn
Radio Volta
quayle@sjcdc.org

Official Clergy of the SuperBowl